Howlietzer Publishing

Modern American Mythology.

Stories

  • Genesis Chapter One

    There has always been much discussion about the first day of the universe. Some will tell you that it was created by an almighty being, and still others will say that the universe was a collection of chemicals that some how collided, creating the cosmos. The truth is that both are right. God, in most…

  • The Line

    I’ve done some pretty cool stuff inside my head. Being the type who doesn’t talk much, a quiet one, if you will, I like to observe and think about what I’ve observed, often going deep inside my head to analyze the details. Sometimes I don’t have things to analyze. Sometimes I just want to discover…

  • The Cutter’s Club Part 2

    It had been three years since Devon had been abducted by the cutting couple and he had never left the chair or the white, opening-less room. His body had atrophied, he was more skin and fat than muscle and blood any more. He was fed every day, three meals, aside from the cutting, the couple…

  • Cutter’s Club Part 1

    I would like to preface this by saying that cutting is not a good idea. I’m not a cutter myself, I understand that there must be some sort of adrenaline high that comes from it, but it is harmful to the body and should NOT be practiced. If you are a cutter, I beg you to…

  • The Adventures of Taylor Swift Part 3

    We last left our heroes in the Southern Woods, where the lovely high priestess Taylor Swift fought off the cunning thief Meg Myers and in return uncovered the truth about the Crystal Tones. We now join our hero in a grody bar where the unthinkable transaction took place. “Your scribe is very annoying,” said Meg…