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  • Court Orders Living Family to Share Home with Original (Deceased) Owners in Landmark Housing Case

    Court Orders Living Family to Share Home with Original (Deceased) Owners in Landmark Housing Case

    COLUMBUS, OH — In what legal experts are calling a “first-of-its-kind precedent in both real estate and the afterlife,” a county judge ruled Tuesday that a local family must share their recently purchased home with its original owners… who are, by all measurable standards, deceased. The ruling concludes a months-long dispute between the living occupants,…

  • Tyrrhenia

    Tyrrhenia

    History Tyrrhenia was founded slightly later than the earliest Greek civilizations, during an era when the oceans were already populated by merfolk societies. The city began as a mining expedition authorized by Poseidon, king of the seas. Poseidon sought to strengthen alliances with surface civilizations that honored his brothers, Zeus and Hades. To facilitate trade,…

  • Mother Superior Edith

    Mother Superior Edith

    Bio: Edith and her family converted to Christianity some time after the return of the Gray Man, who introduced Wyatt and others to New Eden. Her family along with Wyatt were to settle a city for Christians to rally to when future hardships fall upon the United States. After several years, she, Wyatt, her fellow…

  • High Shepherd Wyatt Hill

    High Shepherd Wyatt Hill

    Bio: Before he stumbled into New Haven, Wyatt was a preacher at a Baptist church in Appalachia. Wyatt had created a large following to where someone in his congregation systematically overthrew him, taking his wife and his church, turning him into a villain. Wyatt met a demon named Eckkels who promised if Wyatt followed him,…

  • Local Woman Summons the Deer Woman — Entity Declines Murder and Moves Into Man’s Apartment

    Local Woman Summons the Deer Woman — Entity Declines Murder and Moves Into Man’s Apartment

    Rapid City, South Dakota Rapid City, S.D. — What began as a routine complaint about an underwhelming dinner date escalated into a supernatural custody dispute this week after a local woman allegedly summoned a Deer Woman to punish a man for “low effort.” The Deer Woman, however, had other plans. According to court filings obtained…