Category: Fantasy

  • Nadia Baranski / Slenderfoot

    Nadia Baranski / Slenderfoot

    Bio: Nadia is a Russian genetic experiment created during the cold war. She is a chimaera of human, viper, polar bear, tiger, wolf, wolverine, and kangaroo. Her mission is to infiltrate the Secret American training facility Fort Wichmann and steal their tech schematics and information.

    Currently, she lives in the secret Russian Military Science facility Schwanwitsch with her four brothers, coach, scientists and military personnel .

    • Age: 5 years; genetically aged to 20
    • Height: 5’5″
    • Weight: 150lbs
    • Class: Monster – shapeshifts into a chimaera creature based on her genetic manipulation.
    • Personality: Highly competitive, fun-loving, and a bit naive.
    • Skills: proficient in hand to hand combat, espionage, and subterfuge
    • Weaknesses: though engineered to be an unstoppable weapon, her handlers fitted her, and her brothers, with explosives at the base of their necks.
    • Fears: Nadia is afraid of technology implants
    • Pet Peeve: Losing
    • Favorite food: Pelmeni
  • The Harvest Pilgrimage: A New Haven of New Eden Tale

    The Harvest Pilgrimage: A New Haven of New Eden Tale

    High Shepherd Wyatt Hill watched the sunrise from the Holy Hollow Church steps. The early autumn fog clung low to the cobblestones, and the lanterns hanging from the trees burned their last drops of pine-oil before dimming out. Cool mountain air filled his lungs.

    Wyatt took a deep breath and threw his arms out wide, hugging all New Haven.

    “Praise the LORD for this air in my lungs!” he shouted. “Praise the LORD for one more day on HIS creation!”

    His voice boomed across the plaza like a joyful town crier. And then—overcome by delight—he began to dance. The holy vestments swished and rustled around him and his shoes clacked against the cobblestone in a rhythm reminiscent of King David himself.

    The cathedral doors creaked open.

    Mother Superior Edith stepped out just in time to witness the High Shepherd’s enthusiastic display. Her brows lifted.

    “Wyatt Hill,” she sighed, “Is that truly how a High Shepherd should behave?”

    He froze mid-step and flashed her a grin—too wide, stretching a hint past what a human smile should allow.

    “Mother Superior,” he said proudly, “I’m certain that GOD appreciated King David’s bravado as much as mine.”

    “Your true face is showing,” she whispered, tapping his arm. “Remember, this is the Harvest Pilgrimage. Do try not to terrify the children.”

    Wyatt’s features softened, the lingering shadow retreating. His posture sank slightly.

    “I know. I wouldn’t… I—”

    She reached out and hushed him gently.

    “We all changed when we built New Haven,” she said. “Ten years ago, I wouldn’t have dreamed that we could raise anything as magnificent as this in an old holler.”

    Wyatt managed a normal smile this time. “Thank you, Mother Superior.”

    “Call me Edith, Wyatt. I think we can do that,” she said, “Now come along. We have a day’s work ahead. The wagon’s ready, the horses are hitched, and four Watchers are waiting on us.”

    She gestured toward the plaza where a stout wooden wagon sat. Two large horses pawed the ground, their shoes clacking the stone impatiently, and four Watchers stood beside it, their armor gleaming in the sun rise.

    “Marvelous!” said Wyatt. “Shall we?” He offered his arm to escort.

    She gave him a side-eye. “No flirting, Wyatt. You’re wearing the cincture for a reason.”

    “I—I don’t know what you mean,” he stammered.

    “I see your heart, Wyatt,” she said kindly. “Please guard it.”

    His cheeks flushed red as they set off.

    The Pilgrimage Begins

    New Haven radiated outward from the cathedral like a spiderweb—cobblestone roads forming neat rings around the center, then splitting into dirt paths toward fields and forest.

    The harvest pilgrimage consisted of visiting each guild of New Haven and collecting the tithe. Each guild provided ten percent of the income collected from trade, as well as ten percent of the craft, crops, and other goods that the guild master had collected over the year.

    As Wyatt and Edith walked the pilgrimage route, children burst from homes—barefoot, lively, eager to greet the High Shepherd and Mother Superior. The adults waved sleepily from porches, smiling at the early commotion. Wyatt returned greetings with booming enthusiasm, Edith with gentle warmth.

    Their first stop was the Guild of Smiths on St. Joseph Street. The forge glowed like sunrise through the open doorway, sparks leaping like fireflies. The heat, though not unpleasant, pricked against their skin, and the bellows breathed in large bursts.

    Guild Master John emerged, wiping soot from his brow.

    “High Shepherd. Mother Superior.” He nodded, signaling to the Watchers to collect the tithe from the nearby stockroom: polished armor pieces and newly forged weapons, along with other metal works from the smiths of the guild.

    “All awaiting your blessing, High Shepherd,” John said, handing over a heavy coin pouch.

    “Thank you, John,” said Wyatt slipping it into his robes. “How has the work gone? Any blessing or prayers we can make for you?”

    They prayed, spoke briefly, and moved on—stopping next at the Guild of Herbalists, where rosemary and mint scented the air, then at the Guild of Hands, where warm loaves cooled in open windows.

    Each guild greeted them with reverence; each tithe was collected with gratitude.

    Toward the Outskirts

    The cobblestone ended, giving way to soft grass and wide, tilled fields. These were where the Guilds of Keepers and Harvesters dwelled, plenty of space for their animals to graze, and wide enough area for farmers to tend their crops. Vineyards, orchards, fields, New Haven had a cornucopia of produce.

    The Guild of Keepers greeted them next. Guild Master Aaron presented blemish-free animals and the coin tithe from livestock sales. Mother Superior accounted for the animals and sent one Watcher with a couple of Keepers and their dogs to herd the animals back to the Guild of the Veil, where the Sisters would attend to the them.

    It was the Guild of Harvesters, where the pilgrimage met a challenge. Guild Master Theodore stood stiffly outside his guild house, hands clenched.

    Wyatt’s steps slowed. Edith cleared her throat—her subtle signal that something was off.

    “Good morning, Theodore!” Wyatt called. “Is your tithe prepared?”

    Theodore swallowed hard. “Almost. I’ve been waiting for the Talbot family’s portion. They… haven’t submitted anything yet.”

    Wyatt blinked. “Ah, the Talbots. Lovely family—just had their sixth child, I believe.”

    Edith folded her arms, deep in thought.

    “They are new. Only been here a year,” Wyatt murmured.

    The two stood in puzzlement, leaving Theodore at a loss for words. He wrung his hands, not really knowing what to do, and was slightly afraid of the consequences for missing the tithe.

    Edith finally spoke. “Theodore, you know we mean you no harm, but we must speak to the Talbots. This is a holy matter in obedience.”

    Theodore nodded nervously.

    “Cabbages!” said Wyatt, “They’re the cabbage tenders. I remember now. We should visit them at once. Watchers! Carry on with your duty. Our idleness has made the Guild Master anxious. Much to do.”

    He turned to Guild Master Theodore, “Can we pray with you before we head out?”

    At the Talbot Farm

    After the watchers picked up the tithe from the Guild of the Harvest, Wyatt and Edith led the wagon towards the Talbot’s plot. There were several Harvesters in New Haven; each had a small plot and tended a couple different vegetables or an orchard. They were also watchers of the boundary. Though the primary Guild of Watchers kept to the disputes in the city area, Harvesters and Keepers were tasked with maintaining the border defense. Many of which used to belong to United States military before relocating to New Haven.

    Joseph Talbot was a retired captain of the US Airforce. Like many other veterans and service members, he came to New Haven when politics got overwhelming and everyday life got more complicated. His family was a new arrival—only a year in New Haven and he had had his share of problems adjusting.

    He sat slumped on his porch chair, M4 across his lap and dark circles carved deep into his eyes. His wife and children hovered behind him, anxiety exhausting them.

    The cabbages were ravaged. Bite marks. Loose dirt. Joseph had been up all night defending against some jackelopes that had been eating his cabbages.

    He’d been trying to fight them off and stop them, knowing that he had to pay the tithe. But he also had his growing family to worry about, and he wasn’t sure he would be able to feed them and pay the tithe.

    He knew this was one of the many conditions of living in New Haven, and as he fought back sleep that desperately tried to overtake him, he kept watch for any mini-antlered rabbits bounding out of holes and nibbling his remaining cabbages.

    “Hello, Joseph!” shouted Wyatt as he shuffled through the tall grass, Edith and the wagon close behind. “It’s that time of year. Tithing time.”

    Wyatt huffed as he drew closer to the Talbot farmhouse. Mrs. Talbot and the five children, the oldest no older than nine, came out upon hearing his shouts. Their appearance marked with intensity and sleepless eyes.

    “Wyatt,” said Edith. “Let me go on ahead.”

    “What’s wrong?” he asked.

    “Nothing to worry about,” she soothed. “Let me approach first.”

    Wyatt spread his arm out to halt the wagon. He watched Mother Superior greet the Talbots, and then he looked at the cabbages. There seemed to be something amiss. The blessing on this field should have produced a magnificent crop, but there was barely anything left.

    “Lord…”  whispered Wyatt, kneeling in the tall grass, “Give me your eyes to see.”

    The world stilled, and Wyatt’s awareness spread through the farms of New Haven. He felt the scurrying of little paws beneath the soil. The twitch of whiskers. The nervous shuffling of creatures underfoot.

    He smiled, his mouth watering. Tenacious varmints to be wandering this close to New Haven. They’ll make a fine Harvest Day stew.

    Edith returned.

    “Jackelopes,” she said. “The Talbots have been fighting them for weeks. They didn’t say anything because they wanted to prove they could handle it on their own.”

    Wyatt’s eyes glowed white. “Yes… I see.”

    “You already knew,” Edith pouted.

    “The Lord showed me. Your testimony confirmed it. What do you say? Jackelope stew would make a fine addition to the Harvest Day feast.”

    “You’re drooling, High Shepherd,” she smirked.

    “And we can sell the taxidermies to Bob at Jolly Rogers.”

    She covered her mouth and laughed to herself. “The Talbots are awaiting a prayer. The sin of pride has prevented them from participating in the tithes. Joseph was concerned that there would not be enough for his family, and he didn’t want to be a burden on his first year here.”

    “Nonsense!” shouted Wyatt. He marched over to the Talbots. They cowered in their doorway.

    “Joseph Talbot!” Wyatt boomed. “As a part of New Haven, I command you never hesitate to ask for help.”

    Joseph gulped. “I will. Yes, sir. I will ask for help if this happens again.”

    “Guild Master Theodore was concerned for you,” said Wyatt, “but it is not his duty to assume you need any assistance if you don’t ask for it.”

    “Watchers!” Wyatt turned to the three men. “We’re hunting jackelope! Mother Superior, return to Theodore and notify everyone jackelopes are in season.”

    Mother Superior suppressed a laugh as she handed him her handkerchief. “You’re still drooling. I’ll be on my way.”

    The watchers hollered as they grabbed their hunting rifles, ready for a little action.

    The Hunt & Aftermath

    By mid-day, twenty jackelopes lay piled near the wagon, making up the Talbot’s tithe. With the field secure, those who’d came to hunt left to go about their business. Wyatt sat with Joseph on his front porch, eating a cabbage like one eats an apple. The quiet settled heavy between them.

    “Thank you, High Shepherd!” Joseph said. “I didn’t want anyone to think I was dead weight. I wanted to pay my tithe on my own, and I thought if I couldn’t handle this, I’d be kicked out.”

    Wyatt studied him, then smiled warmly.

    “We don’t kick people out. If you didn’t pay the tithe, you would be disciplined, probably just assigned to the mines for a season—but not cast out.”

    Joseph crossed himself as Wyatt took another bite of cabbage, his mouth a bit too wide.

    “Even Theodore struggled his first year. He was a bit surely, but he came around,” said Wyatt, “The Lord’s mercy is wider than the Appalachian Mountains, and as long as you live here, Joseph, you don’t need to carry your burdens alone.”

    Return to Holy Hollow

    Wyatt and Edith returned to Holy Hollow just before dusk, tired but satisfied. They had parted ways with the Watchers after dropping off the tithe with the Guild of Ledgers and strolled back to the church as the lanterns ignited. Peaceful calm in autumn air as snow clouds gathered high. The two made note as the feast would be soon and more preparations followed.

    They had only opened the cathedral doors when Sister Lauren approached.

    “High Shepherd, Mother Superior, the Council of Elders requests your presence immediately. It’s about the Talbots”

    Wyatt sighed. Edith muttered, “Of course it is.”

    The Council of Elders

    They followed Sister Lauren to the Council’s conference room, a side chamber, lit with electric lamps and overhead lights, with a long mahogany table, polished and smooth, and seated around it were twelve elders picked by the church to oversee Holy Hollows affairs and prescribe discipline.

    Upon Wyatt’s entrance he felt their disapproval as he took a seat amongst them. Edith stood behind him, hands on his shoulders in hopes of keeping him calm.

    Elder Gary Pitkannon, an outspoken member of the council, logical, and knowledgeable man of the faith, spoke first. “High Shepherd, we have just been informed that the Talbot family failed to meet their tithe.”

    Wyatt smiled. “Well, you are mistaken. Their tithe was fulfilled. Ten percent of their remaining cabbage was given. Ten percent of their earnings were received. And an offering of twenty jackelopes was accepted.”

    Pitkannon stared at him for a moment. “He has failed to meet the cabbage quota.”

    “We don’t have a quota, Mr. Pitkannon,” said Wyatt, “We have a tithe. And the cabbages were overtaken by jackelopes, which New Haven has remedied. The problem is solved.

    “That’t not the point,” said Elder Miriam Fitsgerald, her voice sharp as a switch. “Tithe disobedience must be met with correction. The punishment is quarry duty.”

    “It’s been taken care of.” Wyatt’s jaw tightened, “Miriam, the man fought all night for weeks to keep the food that he could. Do you not see mercy as a viable path here?”

    Elder Fitsgerald stood up. “That doesn’t negate the law!”

    Wyatt closed his eyes. A familiar voice in the darkness emerged, inviting him to partake in some nostalgia that would never serve the one true GOD. His mind reeled at the temptation to end matters right now. Edith felt the beckoning darkness within him. She squeezed his shoulders, soothing him.

    “If you continue to show leniency, High Shepherd, you risk weakening our authority,” said Elder Pitkannon.

    He’s speaking like a pharisee, Wyatt… The shadow inside him murmured, We don’t put up with those, Wyatt.

    Wyatt took in a deep breath and exhaled. “Holy Spirit, give me the strength to do what is right… and just.”

    The elders stared at him, some curious, some terrified.

    Wyatt opened his eyes. They glowed bright with the Holy Spirit and the darkness subsided within him. “Our authority is nothing without mercy.”

    A tense silence followed.

    Edith backed away quickly as Wyatt rose from his seat. He took another deep breath and exhaled calmly. “I trust the Lord’s guidance more than my temper. I will remove myself before I say, or do, anything ungodly.”

    He bowed politely and stepped out of the room, and shut the door behind him.

    Edith waited one heartbeat.

    Then she faced the elders, her countenance shifting from meekness to foreboding. Her skin glistened silver in the lamp light, her eyes an evergreen as she grew taller than the high ceiling of the opulent room.

    The elders stood up. If they weren’t terrified before, they were now.

    Mother Superior placed her large palm on the mahogany, feeling that elustrious polish, smooth, soft… She raised her arm and split it in half splinters spraying as the elders fell to the floor sobbing.

    When she spoke, her voice carried the weight of mountain stone and wind.

    “Do not mistake Wyatt’s kindness for weakness.”

    The elders recoiled. Elder Pitkannon pushed himself upwards to meet her eyes.

    “You sit in those chairs to shepherd the people of New Haven,” she continued, “not to crack whips over their backs. Mercy is not optional. It is most holy.”

    Elder Pitkannon bristled. “Mother Superior, your place…”

    “My place is to guard this flock, even if that means guarding it from you!” Her eyes bore holes into him. “Know your place!”

    The power flickered and the room temperature dipped suddenly, sending shivers down the elder’s spines.

    Edith sighed. “Look what you made me do?”

    She shrunk back to normal size. “I’ll make sure a new table to brough in here as soon as possible. And I hope none of you forgot to pay your tithe. The Ledgerkeepers will inform me if you have not.”

    The End?

    Wyatt retreated to his office to brood. He found solace in the wall he had of pictures that the children drew of him. It helped fight the darkness.

    He was smiling at one in particular when there was a knock at his door.

    “Please, come in,” he said.

    Edith slid through the door, a bit disheveled but radiated her usual calm demeanor.

    “How bad was it?” Wyatt asked.

    She stood next to them. “Handled. I think I put the fear of God back into them.”

    Wyatt breathed out a quiet laugh. “Oh, my! You scare me more than the Lord does sometimes, Edith.”

    She nudged him with her shoulder. “Good. Someone has to. Oh, and I promised them a new table.”

    “What?”

  • My Wife Was Replaced by a Mimic, and I Couldn’t Be Happier (Pt 3)

    My Wife Was Replaced by a Mimic, and I Couldn’t Be Happier (Pt 3)

    Proverbs 27: 15-16

    15 A quarrelsome wife is like the dripping

    of a leaky roof in a rainstorm;

    16 restraining her is like restraining the wind

    or grasping oil with the hand.

     

    I Was Going to Kill Her, But She Made Me Dinner

    The library wasn’t as helpful as I’d hoped.

    The biggest problem was that I didn’t even know what I was dealing with. A mimic made the most sense—but that was more of a D&D term than a real-world classification. Native American folklore had plenty of stories about shapeshifters—beings that took human form to deceive, seduce, or stalk prey. But nothing with a checklist or a cure.

    Still, I didn’t leave empty-handed.

    Salt and iron seemed to be the most commonly suggested countermeasures. So I went to Home Depot. Where I discovered a new frustration: nothing is just iron anymore. It’s all steel. Alloy this, galvanized that.

    I sighed. Loudly. Repeatedly. In the metal aisle. Like a man on the verge of losing a fight to metallurgy.

    Eventually, I settled for a steel rod—close enough, I hoped—and grabbed a big bag of salt. I wasn’t sure what kind was best. Table salt? Sea salt? Himalayan pink?

    At this point, I was overthinking it.

    I figured if it came down to it, I could bash her in the head and pour salt in the wound. Felt like a backup plan from an exorcism manual written by the Supernatural show writers.

    I sat in the car for a long time when I got home.

    What the hell was I doing? Was it possible—even remotely—that this was Claire? That she hit her head or had some mountain retreat revelation and decided to be a better person?

    It was unlikely. But not impossible.

    Maybe I was just so miserable, so used to the worst version of her, that I couldn’t believe in the best version even if it walked through the door and made me bacon.

    I stepped out of the car, gripping the paper bag like the nervous priest in Amityville, and walked into the house.

    It smelled like pot roast.

    The Thing in the Mirror

    My stomach turned in confusion and hunger. Did I really have to kill her? Maybe she was Claire. Maybe the spa changed her.

    The sound of the shower stopped as I walked into the bedroom. Light spilled out from under the bathroom door. I heard humming—at first garbled and wet, like someone gargling while trying to sing. Then it shifted, slowly, unnervingly, into Claire’s voice.

    Then it changed again. It sounded like me.

    She giggled.

    I opened the door fast, a fistful of salt ready to fly.

    I saw… something. A flash. A shape. Twisted. Jarring. Wrong.

    And then it was gone.

    I fumbled the salt, dropping it. She lunged at me—not to attack, but to hug me.

    Hubby!” she squealed, jumping into my arms like it was our wedding day.

    I caught her. Reflex.

    She kissed my cheek. “I missed you!”

    “…Yeah,” I mumbled. “I missed you too.”

    And I meant it. I missed this version of Claire—the woman who smiled, who kissed me, who made dinner. I’d never know what twisted her into the person she became.

    Whatever this was, it wasn’t her. But it was doing a hell of a job pretending.

    Dinner was quiet.

    I’m pretty sure she saw the salt scattered on the bedroom floor. And the metal rod sticking out of the bag. And I’m absolutely sure she knew I saw her slip.

    “This is amazing,” I said, digging into a second helping of roast.

    She smiled softly, sipping her wine.

    A Tender Confession

    We didn’t say much after that. I think we both knew there wasn’t anything to say.

    We migrated to the couch after dinner. She curled into my side like Claire used to do—before things got bad. I didn’t pull away.

    Even knowing what she was, I didn’t feel threatened. I felt… weirdly calm. Maybe I was too exhausted from all the fear, too numbed by the surreal acceptance of what I’d seen.

    Somewhere in the back of my mind, a motivational poster from the library whispered, “Serenity is acceptance of things you cannot change.”

    Sure. That, or I’d finally lost it.

    “Mark,” she said, “If I were a monster… would you still love me?”

    I laughed. Nervously. She felt it.

    “Isn’t the question supposed to be, ‘Would you still love me if I were a worm?’”

    She didn’t answer.

    I felt like an ass.

    We were watching The Thing, of all movies. As she snuggled deeper into my chest, I wondered if she’d absorb me by the end credits.

    Her voice lowered. Calm. Measured. Almost… vulnerable.

    “So, hypothetically… let’s say I’m like the creature in this movie. Let’s say I was born in the mountains. I came across a woman who was… awful. So I took her place. Came back to her home and tried to do better.”

    I blinked.

    “Let’s say I’m not her. Let’s say you know I’m not her. But I’m trying. I’m trying not to be an ungrateful bitch.”

    “This is hitting really close to home,” I chuckled.

    “Is it?” she asked.

    Her eyes searched mine. Genuinely curious. Genuinely scared.

    Maybe scared I’d drive a rod into her skull the moment she closed her eyes.

    Two Types of Monsters

    “Well,” I said, stammering, “I mean… all hypothetical, right? Monsters aren’t real.”

    She studied me.

    “Let’s say either of us could kill the other at any moment. Would that really be so different from if I was her?”

    I paused.

    Claire hadn’t been violent. But she had been killing me slowly—draining our bank account, draining my patience, draining me.

    And here was something else, something monstrous, asking for a chance.

    Was this a confession?

    We’d reached a threshold—an agreement, spoken in maybes and what-ifs.

    I took a breath.

    “Hypothetically… if you replaced my wife—if we could both kill each other at any moment—no, I don’t think that would be much different. Claire was terrible. But she wasn’t always. She changed. If you were a monster who replaced her, wouldn’t it make you more likely to kill me?”

    Her eyes dropped. She looked… sad. Maybe it was a trick. A calculated illusion. Or maybe it wasn’t.

    “However,” I continued. “You’ve tried harder in one day than she did in three years. She was killing me slowly. Spending money faster than I could earn. Never helped with anything.

    “If you plan to ‘be good,’ like you said… then no, I wouldn’t kill you. And I wouldn’t divorce you, either. In fact… I might be able to accept you for what you are.”

    She wrapped her very human arms around me. No claws. No tendrils. No teeth behind her eyes. Just soft skin and a faint, sweet scent.

    She nuzzled into my neck.

    “So… you won’t kick me out?”

    I blinked.

    That’s what she’s worried about? We were just talking about killing each other five seconds ago.

    “I won’t kick you out,” I said.

    What else could I say? We both understood. Quietly. Silently. This was our new normal.

    We cuddled on the couch every night till this day.

    my wife was replaced my a mimicmimic horror story

    My story is strange. Unbelievable. Probably unrelatable.

    But if you’ve got a shitty spouse—

    Maybe send them to the Smoky Mountain Resort.

    Worst case?
    They come back the same.

    Best case?
    They don’t come back at all.

    And what shows up instead…
    Might just be an improvement.

     

     

  • My Wife Was Replaced by a Mimic, and I Couldn’t Be Happier (Pt 2)

    My Wife Was Replaced by a Mimic, and I Couldn’t Be Happier (Pt 2)

    Proverbs 27: 15-16

    15 A quarrelsome wife is like the dripping

    of a leaky roof in a rainstorm;

    16 restraining her is like restraining the wind

    or grasping oil with the hand.

    Breakfast, Bacon, and a Monster in My House

    I was wrenched from sleep by the relentless ringing of the doorbell. My head throbbed. Too much Jack.

    Shit.

    I rolled over and fumbled for my phone—1:03 PM. No excuse. I should’ve been up hours ago, but the whiskey and my dread about Claire’s return had done me in.

    The doorbell kept going, but now the cadence had changed. Whoever was on the other side was… playing something. A rhythm.

    It took me a second, but then I recognized it. Claire’s favorite song. I couldn’t remember the name, but the pattern was unmistakable. Tap-tap-tap… pause… tap-tap.

    My skull felt like it was hosting a drumline. I muttered a curse under my breath and dragged myself from bed.

    Who the hell was at my door? Some kid? I was going to kick their ass when I opened the door! Though at this rate, they’d have five minutes to escape while I went blind from the sunlight.

    I staggered to the door, shielding my eyes like a vampire, and shouted, “I’m coming!” The doorbell stopped—Hallelujah! I cracked the door open with a groggy squint.

    “Who is it?” I tried to keep my voice neutral, but irritation seeped through.

    And there she was.

    Claire.

    Sort of.

    She was smiling. Not the sarcastic, dismissive smirk she’d worn the past few years, but a real smile. Soft. Bright. The kind that once made me believe in things like fate.

    “Hi, Hubby,” she said. “Did you miss me?”

    Hubby? Where did that come from?

    I instinctively moved to shut the door but paused. If I didn’t let her in, I knew I’d be dealing with another rendition of her doorbell symphony.

    So, I opened the door wider.

    She’s Not Claire—But She’s Perfect

    She looked just like Claire had before the wedding. Not younger, just… lighter. Her eyes shimmered with warmth I hadn’t seen in ages. That glow reached into my chest and touched something brittle and forgotten.

    It wasn’t Claire, but what the hell was it?

    And it pushed me inside, gently guiding me backward, and closing the door behind us with a quiet click.

    Alarms screamed in my mind. This is not Claire. This is something else. What did it want? What had it done with her? What was it going to do to me?

    But before I could act, it ushered me to the couch and began massaging my shoulders.

    “My poor Hubby,” it crooned. “Did you drink too much last night?”

    I turned to look at it. The concern on its face seemed genuine. I nodded, doing my best to mask the fear prickling my skin. I needed to play along—at least until I figured out what it was.

    “Don’t worry,” it said, gliding toward the kitchen. “I know just the thing for hangovers.”

    I listened to the fridge open, the shuffling of containers, her voice softly humming with indecision.

    I tried standing—bad idea. The room spun, and I collapsed back into the couch with a groan.

    “Don’t move a muscle, Mark,” it called sweetly. “I’m going to take care of you.”

    Like you took care of Claire?

    My mind spiraled. Until something pulled me back.

    Hash Browns, Bacon, and Unsettling Smiles

    The smell.

    Butter. Onion.

    My stomach growled. I looked up and saw her at the stove, a skillet already sizzling. I hadn’t heard her chop anything.

    I watched her like a hawk.

    “No peeking, Hubby,” she said with a playful glance. She pulled potatoes from the cupboard, her movements fluid, practiced.

    I turned away, staring at the wall, trying not to blink.

    Then: bacon.

    My mouth watered. The aroma wrapped around me like a spell. I dared to turn my head toward the kitchen.

    “Stop peeking,” she giggled. “You’ll ruin the surprise. A girl’s got to have her secrets.”

    Her voice was so pleasant… unnervingly pleasant.

    I couldn’t forget what she really was. A Demon. A Skinwalker. Something sinister and out of the ordinary.

    God—was she wearing Claire’s skin?

    A thousand thoughts screamed through me. And then she set the plate down. Bacon, eggs, and hash browns.

    “Go on, Mark. Eat up. You’ll feel better.”

    She ran her fingers through my hair before slipping away to the laundry room.

    Poison? Maybe. Did I care?

    Whatever it was—if it wanted to kill me, wear me, feed off me—I was probably already doomed.

    My stomach gurgled. I hadn’t eaten since the night before.

    I took a bite of bacon.

    Perfect. Chewy, crisp, juicy. Just the way I liked it. My God, I’m about to marry that thing.

    It was delicious. Everything. I shook my head. It was going to happen, right? I was going to die. There was no escaping that thing… No, it didn’t want me to know it wasn’t Claire. It couldn’t show its hand yet. I had a chance, but could I kill whatever it was?

    I glanced back at the laundry room.

    The Things That Mimic Love Too Well

    She was folding clothes.

    Claire always hated how I folded clothes. Said I made it look like they’d been balled up and thrown in the dryer with rocks.

    “Are you feeling better, Hubby?” she called sweetly.

    Hubby. I don’t know if I’ll get used to that. Claire had never called me Hubby in our marriage. It was weird, but in a good way. This monster certainly knew how to lull a man into a false sense of security. Incredibly dangerous. I had to keep my guard up.

    “I… uh… yeah.”

    She smiled.

    “I’m going to iron your work shirts next. They’re a bit wrinkled.”

    “Oh… thanks.” I hesitated. “So… how was your trip?”

    She giggled.

    She giggled. It was nice. Too nice. Must resist.

    “It was amazing, Mark! Thank you so much for sending me—and my friends. It was exactly what I needed.”

    “Right. Good. I’m glad you all… had fun.”

    She turned back to the clothes, humming again.

    I needed to get out. I needed space to think.

    “I think I’ll, um, go to the library. Research. A new project for work. New client. Just trying to stay ahead of things.”

    She walked over and kissed my cheek.

    “I hope it goes well,” she said softly. “I’m making a nice dinner tonight, so no snacking while you’re out.”

    I nearly screamed.

    She kissed me. It kissed me. It got right up to me and kissed me.

    My skin tingled. Pheromones! Yeah. Whatever this thing was, it was working my senses very… very well.

    I gulped. “Yes, Claire, yes, I will not… I will not have any snacks.”

    “Good,” she said, eyes sparkling as she looked me up and down. “Because I’m dessert tonight.”

    I turned quickly, determined not to show my arousal. “Yes, ma’am!” It came out high-pitched. Embarrassingly so.

    God damn it!

    “Hold on,” she said, just as I reached for the doorknob.

    I froze.

    “Where’s my kiss?”