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  • Crap! I Reincarnated as a Pokemon! Chapter 4

    A Pokemon Fanfiction

    I woke up early the next morning. I had to pee. In hindsight, I probably could have just used the toilet, but as a Pokemon, I thought that would be weird, which never bothered me before. What am I doing here?

    This was my chance to be a whole new me. I could be as weird as I wanted without having to listen to what other people wanted me to be. I no longer had to go to school and do something I was half-interested in. But I also couldn’t be a professional gamer. However, now that I was trapped in the game, I could be a professional… Pokemon. It would have to do.

    I trotted to the bedroom door, completely forgetting I didn’t have thumbs. Being weird in the bathroom was a no go. I was going to have to wake up Laura before I made a mess in her room.

    I tackled Laura awake, landing on her face. She was not happy that I woke her up so early, but she eventually took the hint and carried me outside. Laura’s family had a nice backyard with a white fence and a single tree led up to Laura’s window. It seemed like the best place to relieve myself and think about my future in the Pokemon world. As I neared the tree, I could smell something. It was alive. Whatever it was, it knew I was there.

    I looked up into the tree. The sun was rising, but whatever was up there was still hard to see. I managed to glimpse two glowing eyes at the branch next to Laura’s window. Being piss shy I decided to say hello.

    “Hello!” Somehow that released the floodgates. I felt content.

    “Excuse me?” said the Pokemon, “Are you urinating?”

    “I am. Feels great.”

    “In front of me?” It sounded annoyed by my presence, as was I annoyed by it.

    “Well, you don’t have to watch me.”

    It jumped down from the tree and landed on all fours. It was the same dark cat Pokemon I saw yesterday. A Purrloin, if I recall from the one time I played that version. She looked at me with disgust, her fangs showing as her lips curled and her eyes narrowed. I suppose it was weird to carry on a conversation with a stranger while they are peeing—and pooping—but I digress. In this form, the form of a Rockruff, I had no shame. Especially towards some stray cat.

    “It wasn’t an invitation for you to join me down on the ground,” I said, finishing.

    “Well, it seemed proper to introduce myself, since we’ll be seeing more of each other,” said the Purrloin.

    “Why’s that?” I shook myself

    It looked at me with disgust. “I like your master.”

    “Okay,” I said. “Do you want her to capture you?”

    She said nothing. She just stared at me with her judging cat eyes. I really wanted to shove her face in my business, but then I remembered what I was thinking about before. This is a game! I could become a Pokemon master, or rather help Laura become a Pokemon master and I would be her lead Pokemon. I knew this game. Sort of. This was obviously a different version. I had no clue about my species, except what I’d learned when I was fighting the Pidgeot.

    Keen eye, Steadfast, Own Tempo, Vital Spirit, and Overcome… I had five special abilities. That was probably rare. I remember Pokemon have a max of two abilities. Maybe it had something to do with being reincarnated.

    Her voice brought me back to the present. “I asked you a question?”

    “Sorry, thinking,” I said. “Go ahead.”

    She rolled her eyes. “What do you plan on doing with Laura?”

    That was an odd question. “I just want to be the very best. Like no one ever was.”

    “I don’t understand,” the Purrloin blinked.

    “Yeah, nobody does,” I muttered, “I want to go with her through the gym challenge and become a league champion.”

    Again, her judging eyes came on me.

    “What?” I said, “Isn’t that what most trainers want?”

    She said nothing. Then, “Don’t make her late to school. She’s been very excited about graduation and bringing a Pokemon.”

    She walked away, jumped to one of the fence posts and hopped over.

    What is she about? She could join Laura’s team if she really wanted to. Though, I’m not sure her typing is what we need to be a viable team.

    I walked to the door and pawed at it. Laura let me in and fed me some Pokemon food. It was alright. About what I expected to get as a Pokemon. Hard, dry nuggets with beef flavor… Do they have cows in the Pokemon world? I guess they’re Miltanks? Hiker Mark wished Laura luck as she walked out the front door and to school. I don’t remember a lot in the middle because Laura zapped me into my Pokeball, but eventually I found myself at school.

    I sat on a desk at the front of the room. There were probably twenty other children in the room, several also had a Pokemon on their desk. Everyone sat politely, except for one kid in the class. He looked like the designated bad boy. He had his head tilted up with a piece of straw in his mouth. Who does that?

    As part of their final day of class, the teacher was allowing the students to introduce their Pokemon, if they had any, and what they planned to do after graduation. The bad boy went first, gnawing on his straw, he introduced himself as Bilby… I snickered. Then he released his Pokemon from its Pokeball; it was a Bulbasaur named Bulby. I snickered again. The Bulbasaur stared me down till I put my tail between my legs. Bulbasaurs are intimidating Pokemon, so much for my Own Tempo, didn’t help one bit.

    “My name is Bilby Rodderton, but y’all already know that. This is Bulby. Together we’re taking on the Pokemon League Challenge, and I’m going to become a Pokemon master.”

    I’ll give him credit, for a twelve-year-old boy he certainly had the confidence. When I was his age, I hated talking in front of the class. Maybe he’ll be our rival, like Gary Oak.

    The rest of the class stood up at the front of the class and one-by-one introduced themselves and their Pokemon. Most, like Bilby desired to become Pokemon Masters. Some were interested in becoming Pokemon doctors, like Nurse Joy, and while I wondered how they could do that when all I’d seen were Joys at the Pokemon centers, it was our turn.

    Laura trembled as she stood up. We hadn’t know each other long, but it was obvious public speaking scared her. “This is my Rockruff. I just got him yesterday, but I am looking forward to taking him on my Pokemon journey, collecting badges, and forming an all-star team for the Pokemon League Championship.”

    Silence.

    “Your grades are worse than mine and you suck at battling,” said a dopey looking kid in the back of the classroom. Many laughed.

    “Alright class,” said the teacher, “Show some respect. Many of you want to compete in the Pokemon League one day.”

    “Yeah, but Laura sucks!” said the same kid.

    “She doesn’t understand Pokemon typing at all!” said another.

    “And she doesn’t know which items to use to make her Pokemon better!” said Bilby.

    Wow! These kids are horrible. I look up at Laura, her head tilted down and I can see a little trickle coming down her face.

    “Bilby, wait in the hall. Jared, Kyle, you too!” shouted the teacher.

    Dumb Bilby!

    Bilby and the other two stood up and left the room.

    I don’t like that guy.

    I was zapped back inside my Pokeball. I hate it. It’s really disorienting. I’m going to have to convince Laura to stop doing it. But, also, do I want to partner with Laura? She’s not a bad kid, but I just met her yesterday. And all these crappy kids say she’s a crap trainer. Can I trust that she can even form an “all-star” team?

    Next thing I know I’m outside at the flagpole. Laura’s behind me again. I look ahead of me and this Bilby dick is in front of me with his Bulbasaur. Crap!

    You know your Rockruff doesn’t stand a chance against Bulby!” said Bilby.

    I swear. That name. Why? I can’t help but snicker again.

    “You find something funny?” said Bulby.

    It’s so weird that I can understand everyone around me, including Pokemon, but the humans can’t understand us. “Your name is Bulby!” I laughed again. I wonder what it sounds like to Laura.

    “I’m going to vine whip the crap out of you!” said Bulby, unleashing two vines from the bulb on its back.

    I smirked as best a puppy can. Where is this confidence coming from? I was the weird, shy, depressed kid that didn’t think he deserved to live. Now I’m a Pokemon and my entire life changes? I like it!

    “Bulby vine whip!”

    I stood there and waited for Laura’s command. It didn’t come. I turned back to look at her only to see a scared and confused look on her face. “Crap!”

    The vines came crashing onto my spot, but I dodged them. I looked back to Laura, but she still didn’t say a word. I barked at her. She looked so unsure of herself. I felt bad, but… can I really take on the Pokemon League with a trainer like her?

    “Even your Pokemon knows you’re worthless! Give up! Try to find something you’re good at! If there is anything!”

    This kid is a douchebag. He’s Gary Freaking Oak alright, but I really don’t want to see him again.

    “Vine whip!”

    The vine lashes whipped towards me. I dodged and countered with a sand attack. There was no way I was beating a Bulbasaur. This is why I dislike rock Pokemon! I’m not a fan of Grass either, but at least Bulby has the advantage, but if I was going to win I had to strike back. I rushed towards him and prepared a tackle attack.

    “Sleep Powder!”

    Special Ability Vital Spirit. Prevents you from falling asleep. I nearly forgot about Vital Spirit!

    I tumbled away and swiftly wiped the dust off my face. I am so OP. But now I need the ability to fight against Pokemon stronger than me.

    Legendary Ability Overcome: when you are hit with a move that has a type advantage, a counter move will become available.

    Is that what Overcome is? I stand corrected. Now I’m officially OP.

    “Vine Whip, while it’s distracted!” said Bilby

    I’ve got to help Laura with her confidence. I can’t do this by myself, can I? I look back at her. She looks terrified. Is she cut out for this?

    I let the vine whip hit. It hurts so much. I feel my HP lowering, but it stops suddenly.

    Move used was grass type Vine Whip, said the Voice. Counter option is Fire Fang. Confirm?

    Confirm!

    I leapt forward and sunk my fangs into Bulby’s bulb, and as my teeth clamped down, a spark ignited and I felt the heat burn right into the grass Pokemon. Super Effective!

    Fainted on the spot. I felt myself get stronger. I must have gone up a level. Boy, was I tired though. Laura ran towards me and picked me up in her arms, cradling and cuddling me. It felt good. But Pokemon battles hurt. A lot. Was I cut out for this?

     

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  • Crap! I Reincarnated as a Pokemon! Chapter 3

    A Pokemon Fanfiction

    Hiker Mark captured me before I could figure out what Overcome was all about, but I managed to get up to level 4 and I learned Sand Attack. Lame move, but I’m still young. Hiker Mark is a very large man, with a black beard and a… safari hat? I’ve never known what those were called. And a rucksack that he carries everywhere. He has a lot of nifty things inside. A tent. Sleeping bag. Flashlight. Typical camping gear. He has two Pokemon. A Geodude named Geode and a Sandshrew named Quartz. I’m glad he hasn’t named me, though I guess a rock-themed name is appropriate.

    I’m a Rockruff, a Pokemon I never heard of. I guess the world of Pokemon had changed a lot since I stopped playing. I’m a rock type, which in my day wasn’t very useful, but we’ll see. All I remember from playing the game is that a Water Gun, nearly always, one-shotted rock types, so they were never a part of any team I formed.

    Mark’s goal was to give me to his daughter Laura. She was graduating from Pokemon school this week. So, he had been hiking all over Ustanto to find a Pokemon for her. Ustanto. I have no idea what region that is. Never heard of it. Maybe another Pokemon game I’ve never played.

    Hiker Mark and his family live in a town called Greenville. Another shock. I was expecting Green City or Jungle Town or Foliage Town, but Greenville just sounds so normal. Like I’m back in the real world. Real world. I guess this is a real world.

    Nevertheless, Greenville is just about what I expected from a Pokemon town. Once we got there, Hiker Mark took us to the Pokemon Center, and I met Nurse Joy. Pretty much a babe, like I remember from the TV show. She healed us up and gave us back to Mark in about 30 minutes.

    She does a lot more than you see in the game. She gave each of us an actual checkup, making sure there wasn’t anything wrong with our teeth, eyes, ears, everything. And when I say she, what I mean to say there were several Nurse Joys running around, all of them accompanied by a Pokemon called Audino, which I’ve also never heard of. Though it does look familiar. Maybe it’s just an unmemorable Pokemon.

    Now the weirdest thing is traveling in a Pokeball. It’s like a time skip. I’m at the Pokemon Center being healed. Then I’m turned into, I guess, light energy and stored inside. And that’s about all I know. I don’t remember anything from being inside. It’s simply I’m in one place and then I’m somewhere else. There’s no little room inside. I’m not cramped. I literally don’t know what happens to me from when I’m put back in the ball to when I’m released again. Kind of scary really. I mean what if someone breaks a Pokeball with a Pokemon inside. What happens?

    I don’t want to think about it. Next thing I know, Hiker Mark released me into his living room with Geode and Quartz. It’s a nice place. There’s a big comfy couch, that I am immediately kicked off of. A big screen TV. Lots of bookshelves laden with books that I can’t read. It must be in this world’s language. Mrs. Hiker Mark is kind of a babe too. Why are all the women attractive? I guess they’re as pretty as how the artist wanted them to look. That’s an interesting thought. Do they call God, the Artist? I think I’m going to. That sounds fun.

    “Laura,” shouted Hiker Mark. He was at the foot of the steps. He still had his ruck sack on. Jeez old man! You’re home already! Take that thing off!

    He looks at me and lifts his finger to his mouth. I’m guessing all he hears is “Rockruff rock! Rockrockruff! Rock!”

    Jeez! This world.

    “Get your lazy butt down here! I have a surprise for you!”

    A rumble of feet came from upstairs. Running down them as fast as she could.

    “Papa!”

    She jumped into his arms, and he gave a hardy laugh. Laura was a young girl. I’m guessing twelve (that’s the typical age of young trainers right?) with long brown hair and big brown eyes. She wore a school uniform, a blue pleated skirt and white short-sleeve shirt and a small red necktie.

    “I caught you a Pokemon for when you start on your journey. Tomorrow is your last day of school after all.”

    She giggled. “Really?” She looked towards me and her mouth dropped open. I’m nervous now. Is she upset?

    “Oh papa, he’s so cute!”

    She jumped on top of me and picked me up, cuddling into my face. I’m pretty sure I’m blushing. I’ve never been this close to a girl before. That shouldn’t matter! She’s way underage!

    I wasn’t sure how to react. Being a Pokemon is weird. So, I licked her face.

    She laughed and hugged me close so I could look over her shoulder. There was another Pokemon staring through the window. I barked at it, and it ran away. It was a dark cat looking Pokemon. I vaguely remember it from the last game I played. The name is on the tip of my tongue, but I just can’t remember it.

    Laura turns around, startled. I guess my barks must have been menacing enough.

    “It’s Okay, Rockruff. There’s nothing there. Come on, let’s go upstairs!” She almost runs upstairs before thanking Hiker Mark for the gift.

    She turns swiftly and gives him a big hug with me in between. I’m being crushed! At least it was a short hug. She carried me upstairs and plopped me on the bed and cuddled me for a while, rubbing my belly. I don’t hate it.

    “I’ve got to get back to studying, Rockruff. But we’ll play some more later. And then after graduation, we’re going to travel the world and show everyone what an awesome trainer I am.”

    There was something about the way she said that. It was half-hearted or perhaps unsure. Didn’t every kid want to be an awesome trainer or even a Pokemon master? And she was graduating tomorrow; she didn’t seem as excited as I would be in her shoes. Going on an adventure, creating a top-notch team to fight against all challengers. I envied her. This was the type of thing I wish I was doing instead of college.

    I guess I am doing it. I’m going to go on an adventure and be part of an awesome team! I am excited about this! What could go wrong?

     

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  • Crap! I Reincarnated as a Pokemon! Chapter 2

    A Pokemon Fanfiction

    The Pidgeot edged towards me, sliding down the branch, the size of its talons captivated me. I had to get out of there! I didn’t see any other options but to drop from this height and hope to escape. I dove off the branch.

    The Pidgeot followed, stretching out its legs to grip me. I didn’t know what to do, so I started flailing my limbs all over the place, desperately trying to squirm away from its claws. It worked. We both hit the ground with a thud, however, the Pidgeot was on its feet, stalking towards me. I rolled over quickly and ran towards the tall grass, hoping to lose it inside. It jumped and glided after me, pushing faster with its wings. I dove into the grass and didn’t look back.

    It can’t get me in here, I thought. It’s too big to get me in here.

    It was not too big to get me in there. Though it was bulky, and the grass was thick, its body was streamlined enough to run on its feet and chase me down. I was small and wiry, though, so landing any hits was difficult. I racked my brain, trying to figure out what moves I had to combat a Pidgeot. As a newly hatched Pokemon, I doubted that I had anything significant.

    It lunged at me beak first, but I dodged it easily.

    Special Ability Steadfast… A voice in my head said. Steadfast raises speed each time a Pokemon flinches.

    What the heck was that? Steadfast? I guess I was flinching. I was trying not to get hit!

    The Pidgeot flapped into the air. “Twister! Twister!” it shouted, and little tornado tried to intercept me, but all that flinching made me faster… Man, I remember that game in high school where I got punched for flinching. Not here, I guess.

    I dodged the winds and jumped into the air towards the Pidgeot. “Oh crap! Oh crap! What am I doing?”

    Use Leer or Tackle? Appeared in my mind.

    “Leer! No, tackle!” I said.

    Opponent Pidgeot has Big Pecks. Leer is not effective.

    The Pidgeot tried to grasp me as I flew towards it, luckily I tucked and rolled out of its grasp and fell back into the tall grass.

    “Sand Attack!” it squawked.

    Special Ability Keen Eye. Keen Eye prevents you from losing accuracy.

    “So, I have two abilities?” I said, diving and weaving through the tall grass as the Pidgeot sent more twisters my way.

    You have five special abilities…

    “Five!” I said, “That sounds a bit OP.”

    Keen Eye; Steadfast; Own Tempo, which prevents you from being intimidated or confused; Vital Spirit, which prevents you from falling asleep; and Overcome…

    “So, I can pretty much avoid all status effects? Sweet!” At that moment I was hit by a critical wing attack and I flew out of the tall grass.

    “Holy crap, that hurt!” I struggled to get up. I felt my hit points drop significantly.

    Use Legendary Ability Overcome? The voice sounded in my head.

    Legendary? It was an incredible sensation. I just got the wind knocked out of me, litterally, but I felt a surge of energy rising up in me. Litteral lightning in my mouth.

    “Sure. Overcome. What is that?”

    The Pidgeot dove right at me and I felt the surge of electricity erupting from my mouth, but then somthing hit me on the side of the head and everything went black.

     

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  • Crap! I Reincarnated as a Pokemon! Chapter 1

    Crap! I Reincarnated as a Pokemon! Chapter 1

    A Pokemon Fanfiction

    I feel squishy. What is this?

    I don’t remember how I got here, but it’s dark and tight. I was surrounded from head to toe by some sort of barrier. I’m all cramped in here. I need to get out! I stretch out my arm and the walls break. There’s light outside. These walls aren’t so tough. I kick out my feet and the walls break below too. This is easy.

    I stretch out completely and feel the shell around me crack. I’m covered in goo and… fur? What is going on?

    I shook the last bit of eggshell off my head. I could see now. I was under a huge tree with numerous branches jutting out, thick boughs reaching the ground and then climbing back up towards the sky. Dead leaves covered the base of the tree, and the egg I hatched out of was covered in them. A nest of some sort.  I wasn’t sure, but I could smell many more all around, buried in the dead leaves.

    There were no other creatures nearby. No mother creature. I took a second to look myself over. I have three, dark brown toes on each foot, and now I have four of them. I used to only need two, right? I can’t see my face, but as I sit back on my cream colored poofy tail, and raise my forepaws to my face, I feel a snout, like a dog. I bring them higher and feel a set of floppy ears, then I bring them lower and find an almost collar of hard something and fur around my neck.

    It feels like stone. But is it a part of my body? Well, I’m a dog now. Didn’t see this coming. I must have died in that car accident. That’s all I can remember. What was I doing anyway? I was in a hurry. I remember that much. . .

    The day I died, I remember waking up to my messy dorm room. I’d always had a hard time keeping things tidy. I suppose it was typical for a young man who didn’t have a clue in life. That wasn’t entirely true.

    I was an accomplished gamer. I’d won many prizes playing Starcraft II, Magic the Gathering, and League of Legends. I’d traveled all over the world competing in tournaments and placing almost always in the top four. It was nice. But now I had to go to college.

    My parents told me if I wanted to be someone I had to go to college. And though I sort of liked what I was studying, I didn’t really feel like myself. It was a lot of pressure getting all these assignments turned in on time. And most of the work I didn’t agree with. How necessary was this homework?

    I was learning game design. I did like drawing and talking about games, but I really wasn’t the best at it. I was terrible at coding. I was better at playing. After a year of constant studying, I got better, but things just got harder, for my mental state mostly.

    It was harder to get out of bed. I remember the alarm going off the morning before I died. It was like any other day. I couldn’t get out of bed. So, I stared at my phone for an hour before I pushed myself up. I felt greasy. It had been a while since I’d taken a shower. I just didn’t care. Nothing made sense to me anymore. What was the point in taking a shower?

    I just swiped some deodorant on, pulled on some clothes that I had lying around, and managed to get my stuff together for class.

    No time for breakfast. My stomach gurgled in disapproval. I really need to shave. I will shower and shave after classes.

    My first class was Game Theory that day. I like this class because I get to see Jasmine LeBlanc. She was this super cute Japanese girl in my class. Second-generation Japanese, as she would say. I found her fascinating because she changed her hairstyle once a month. This month she’d gotten her hair cut short and dyed green with black tips and spiked up all over her head. She was so sexy. With black eyeliner and lipstick and a formal emo look, she was my dream girl.

    That day she was wearing a green T-shirt with a silver snake on it. Slytherin House. A black blazer on top. Black short pants and black suspenders, ankle socks and black chucks. She sat near the front. I sat near the back. I liked looking at her from afar. I didn’t have the guts to talk to her. Her grades were amazing. I just didn’t have it in me. . .

    “Dude, you need to wash your clothes,” said a student sitting next to me.

    He was a friend named Errol Spencer. He knew about my past as a successful gamer, and we enjoyed talking about games. He still played. I felt like I didn’t have time. I spent a good portion of time studying in the library. . . or tried to study. I got caught up in my phone, on social media. I’m really not good at school. I never was.

    “Laundry is this weekend,” I said.

    “It’s Monday, dude. Are you still depressed?” he said.

    “I’ve never seen a doctor, so. . .”

    Was I depressed? I had no motivation. Didn’t sleep well. Had a hard time focusing. I don’t know. I just felt overwhelmed by everyone’s expectations.

    “Dude, if you keep this up, you won’t be attracting any of these cute gamer girls. After class, we’re fixing you up.”

    I laughed. “I’m a lost cause, man.”

    “Dude, you were TazManiac! You won all sorts of games 2 years ago.”

    “I lost my edge, man. I’m just a student now.”

    “Well, if you’re looking to get your edge back, tonight, Blackwell Dorm is having a Magic the Gathering Tournament. Seriously. I know you don’t game anymore, but we need to get you out of this. People are afraid you’re going to kill yourself.”

    “Why do you care? That’s my decision.”

    “You’re not serious, are you? If you say something like that again, I’m telling the teacher.”

    “Dude, I don’t have any Magic cards on me. They’re all at home, two hours away.”

    “We can get you some new ones. A starter deck and some packs. Hell, I have cards I don’t use. You can go through them. Seriously. I want you to come out of your room and hang out tonight. In fact, this thing is going on all week.”

    I hadn’t played Magic in a long time. It was tempting. Something to break me out of my shut-in habit. Maybe meet some people. I wasn’t a big fan of people. They always had some expectations they expected you to meet.

    “Plus, Jasmine will be there. You guys could play together.”

    Errol smiled. He knew I had a huge crush on her. And he almost always used her as a way to get me to do anything. I’d been a pretty stalwart in my ‘No’s’ lately, something I was proud of because I hate being manipulated. But I was lonely. I was tired of trying to do things I hated. At least I enjoyed Magic. I could actually meet people and maybe have fun. I hadn’t had fun in almost a year and a half now.

    “I want you to know first and foremost that I am not going because of Jasmine,” I said. “There’s no way she and I will meet. I haven’t played in a while. If she’s any good, she’ll probably be at the top and I’ll lose somewhere in the beginning.”

    “You got to try man.”

    “I’m doing this for fun. Not because of anything else.”

    “I got you. Just please take a shower and change your clothes.”

    I smiled. “No promises.”

    The tournament started at 7:00 pm and ended at 10:00 pm. After classes, and many disapproving faces of my peers (probably because I smelled), I got home and showered, cleaned up my room, got all my laundry in a bag and took it to the machines down the hall to start washing. Then I was off to the nearest game store to make a deck.

    Walmart or any of those box chain stores were nice, but if I went to a game shop, I had the chance of digging through their singles and finding something good. The thing about starter decks, which are full, playable 60 card decks, is that they are not as powerful as the decks of REAL gamers. I cannot stress that enough. I was going to pick the best starter deck they had, figure out what was missing or what could make it better, and then dig through their singles to see what I could find. It was a crapshoot. Worst-case scenario, I’d play the starter deck.

    This is just so I can get out of my funk. I don’t want to be depressed anymore. I want to have friends. Like I used to.

    I sat in my car before I turned over the ignition. I always had to give myself a pep talk these days. Either when I was in bed or anywhere else. I just wish I could find my purpose or some sort of meaning. Would I ever be happy?

    I started the car and navigated with the help of my phone’s GPS to the nearest game shop. It wasn’t far, about 5 miles from the school. I went inside and was excited for the first time in my life. I hadn’t been surrounded by so many games in a long time. I made my way to the Magic the Gathering section and started perusing. My strategy was to look for a Blue-White deck.

    Blue, White was a combination that not a lot of players played because it was mean. Blue cards had a lot of counter effects, preventing players from getting their cards down. White had protection. Together, they were an annoying combination. I had to consider, however, that in a school full of gamers there would have to be at least one. I found a Blue White deck I liked and bought it. Then I took a seat at one of the tables and unboxed the deck. It was decent, about what I expected from one of these. But the next question was where do I want to take it? What was my win con? Do I just want to be annoying? You don’t make many friends by being annoying, but that’s why you play Blue: to be annoying.

    I did a little online research on my phone and figured out the best cards to add and take out. I dug through the boxes of singles to find what I wanted. They had only a couple of them. It was a crapshoot. I bought those cards and retook my seat.

    “You’re really focused hard on that,” said the game store cashier.

    I smiled. “Got to make it tournament worthy.”

    “You know, I have some rare cards behind the counter if you’d like to look. Some mythics as well.”

    I hadn’t thought about that. Of course, he didn’t have the good stuff on the floor for people to pocket. I got up from my seat and proceeded to where he was standing. He didn’t have what I was looking for, but he did have a very interesting card that I could use. It would take my deck in a whole other direction, but this is what I loved about this game. With so many cards the combinations were endless. It was invigorating. I was beginning to feel like my old self again.

    I hope I can make this feeling last for a while.

    I purchased that card and went back to the boxes. Bought some more and I was fairly satisfied with what I got. I let the cashier take a look. He was curious, and I was slightly proud. Felt like showing off a little.

    “I think your mana base is off a bit.”

    I sunk a little.

    “But I have a couple of decent cards back here that can fix that. Also, I would recommend this card as well.”

    He pulled out a white angel card. It was just an uncommon, but I could tell why he chose it. It would be perfect in this deck.

    “I’m kind of low on money,” I said sheepishly.

    “Well tell you what, I bet there are some cards there you didn’t use, right? Sell those back to me and let’s see where we’re at.”

    I handed him five cards, three uncommons and 2 commons. They were not very expensive. I had little faith I could cover the difference.

    “Hmmm. Well, I can’t give you land to fix your mana, but if you have $5, I’ll trade you the angel for those five. Deal?”

    He was ripping himself off. I can’t believe this man was willing to do that.

    “Are you sure?” I was excited. I hadn’t been treated with much kindness lately. Most treated me with disdain. . .

    “Yeah. Just make sure you come back here. We have Magic tournaments all the time.”

    “I will! Thank you so much!” I grabbed my purchases and hastily went out the door. I needed to leave quickly before I started to cry. I’m going to do my best to clean myself up, study hard, and find time to hang out with Errol and play games. I need this to get back on track.

    I left the parking lot and was on my way back to school. I had to remember to get my laundry out and in the dryer. I also wanted to get some food. I checked my clock on the dashboard. It was 6:30. I didn’t have a lot of time. I pressed the gas pedal hard. I didn’t want to be late, and honestly, I preferred being early, so I didn’t miss anything. Traffic was bad. It was rush hour. There was a red light ahead. I imagined it turning green, hoping that by doing so it would change. I heard a loud honk somewhere in the distance, but I kept my eye on the light. It changed. I pressed the gas pedal again to race through that light and onward.

    CRASH!

    That’s right. I got t-boned by a semi that didn’t stop on red. Jackass! Wow. I spent a lot of time making a fantastic deck that I’ll never get to play. That’s depressing.

    I looked around. The world here looked brighter. The grass was green, greener than I’d seen in a long time. It felt cool under my toepads. It may be weird being a dog or whatever, but this place seemed nice. I looked up at the tree. It was massive with branches sprawled all over the ground, close enough for me to jump up and up from branch to branch and scale to the top.

    At this point I had no idea where I was, or what I was; I also had no clue what I needed to do next. Gaming college hadn’t prepared me for days like this. From the top of the tree, I’d probably be able to see a town, not that that did me much good in my current form. But also, maybe I could find water; I’d probably need that eventually along with food.

    I dashed up the branches and climbed as high as I could. The tree seemed to be very old, judging by how big it was, and incredibly tall. I made it pretty far up and I could see forever. There did seem to be a town nearby, but it was nothing like the cities from my old world. It looked rather small, maybe only one hundred people? I was always bad at math. There seemed to be a mountain in one direction and a river in another. I felt my toepads losing their grip on the thin branches as I craned my neck from side to side; it was inevitable: I was about to fall. I ducked down and tried to regain my grip, but these feet were not made for climbing trees. I tumbled down the branches until I fell into a nest. I scrambled to my feet, making sure that I didn’t disturb any eggs or babies. Luckily it was empty, however, I heard a cry from above as I got my wits back.

    There was a giant bird circling overhead, screeching. I could understand it perfectly.

    “How fortuitous! A dumb animal has fallen into my nest, after a fruitless day of hunting. I shall eat well tonight!”

    I gulped. I hadn’t even considered anything trying to eat me. What the heck was I going to do with a giant bird trying to eat me?

    I didn’t have time to think, the bird dove into the tree with such speed and agility that it looked like it just passed through the branches. It landed on a branch in front of the nest and began to step towards me and the nest. It was a pidgeot. It was a real pidgeot from the Pokemon games, and it was going to peck me to death and eat me!

     

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  • The Schoolyard Fight Story

    The Schoolyard Fight Story

    Loner Autumn (Ch2):

    The Schoolyard Fight Story

    The Whispered Reputation

    It had been a typical first week at school for Byron. He kept to himself and everyone else avoided him like the plague, however it didn’t stop people from constantly staring at him and talking about him. The story of his intervention the previous weekend seemed to have traveled to every nook and cranny of the school and soon, Byron heard his name whispered in the hallways nearly every day. It was exhausting.

    Even in the cafeteria, where he usually found solace at a small table, he was surrounded by hundreds of eyes. Thank God it was Friday! He couldn’t believe he’d managed to deal with all of this in a single week. And there were still 35 weeks to go until summer break.

    Still, the only people who were there that day were Tina, Russell, and himself. And he wasn’t the one blabbing about what happened, and he doubted it was Russell either. Of course, the story varied as to what happened. Byron hadn’t heard a single true version of the story yet, however, each story ended with Byron knocking Russell unconscious. Tina must have been telling everyone some version of the story to protect Russell’s integrity… somewhat.

    Byron stared blankly ahead. That girl perturbed him. She was the most stereotypical high school cheerleader he’d ever met, matching every old movie trope he’d watched… Incredulity didn’t describe how Byron felt at her hesitancy to get this guy kicked out of school, even better locked up. He shook his head and drank his milk. ‘Whatever,’ he thought, ‘I’ll do my best to stay out of everyone’s way. It’s none of my business.’

    Gossip and Denial at the Cheerleader Table

    Tina Kurt sneezed while biting into her sandwich. She sat at a long table with the rest of the cheer team. She hastily wiped snot off her nose; it was very important to keep up her appearance. As she did so, she scanned the cafeteria for the boy who saved her, not because she wanted to see him, but more as to make sure he didn’t know she was talking about him… and she still found it weird that he didn’t grab her ass or anything! What was wrong with him?

    “He’s over there,” said Jennifer, a tall, pale girl, with heavy black eyeliner and long blonde hair, “He’s sat in that same chair every day. You should go talk to him, since you’re obviously crushing hard.” A mischievous grin spread across her face as the other girls snickered.

    Tina stood up and shouted ferociously, “I don’t like him!”

    The whole cafeteria stared at her until she took her seat. She saw him staring at her, and she couldn’t help but blush. But it was only because of her involuntary outburst. It was embarrassing and very unbecoming of the most popular girl in school.

    “Whoa…” Jennifer blinked, “Easy there, firecracker. Save that for the game.”

    Alice, a short haired brunette, whose eyes were roaming a book, said, “For the record, for someone who doesn’t like him, you talk about him all the time. You’ve barely mentioned Aaron this entire week.”

    “Aaron who?” said Jennifer, as the others at their table laughed.

    Tina’s lips pursed as tightly as was humanly possible. “I don’t like him. He’s ugly, short, and scrawny! He’s not a dream boat like Aaron Thompson!”

    Alice grinned and Jennifer rolled her eyes.

    “Besides,” said Tina, “As the hottest girl in school I deserve the hottest guy, and Aaron is MY guy!”

    The heat at the table rose several degrees, pressuring other tables to push away.

    “Tina,” said Alice, “Aaron is a senior. There are plenty of attractive senior girls. Just because you somehow got the captain position of the cheer squad, doesn’t make you the hottest girl in school.”

    “Yeah,” said Jennifer, “Can someone explain that?”

    “Sounds like someone is jeally,” Tina interupted. “You think you can take Aaron away from me, Alice?”

    Alice closed her book and sighed. “No, Tina, I can’t take Aaron away from you.”

    “Speaking of jeally,” said Jennifer, “It looks like your plan to make Aaron jeally by flirting with his best friend didn’t work.”

    “Yes,” said Alice, “It only worked against you. You’re lucky that Byron kid was around to help you.”

    Tina fell silent. Alice was right, as always. What would have happened if Byron wasn’t there? She would have been raped.

    “I still say we should report him,” said Alice. “He could do it again. He might have already done it.

    “No!” shouted Tina, standing up again, and sitting back down as quickly as possible. “We made a cheer promise not to tell a soul.”

    “You told everyone in first period Monday morning,” said Jennifer.

    “That’s not the point!” said Tina, “We don’t tell any old people!”

    Alice sighed. ‘At least she doesn’t think she’s the smartest girl in school.’

    Russell’s Bruised Ego

    Russell Brown studied his lunch tray. He’d been in a funk all week, and nothing he or his friends could do would lift his bad mood. It was embarrassing. That little kid beat him up like he was nothing. In a matter of seconds, he’d awaken to find both Tina and the kid long gone.

    The worst part about it was that everyone knew what happened. Everyone knew that Byron Lucas, some new freshman from another town, kicked his ass. Russell watched him from across the cafeteria, reading a book, completely unaware of how much he’d ruined his, Russell’s reputation.

    “Russell,” said Aaron, “You’re shaking the table.”

    Russell looked away from Byron and glared at Aaron. He didn’t say anything. Hector, a dark eyed, dark-haired boy with a tiny dark moustache, turned to where Byron was sitting. He like everyone else found the idea that he beat Russell in a fight was insane. “That kid beat you up?” he turned to Russell. “What is he? A buck ten?”

    “Shut up, Hector!” said Russell, “He took me by surprise. And I got dirt in my eyes.”

    “That rhymed,” said Ted, a tall blonde with spikey hair, reaching for a high five from Hector, who just stared at him.

    “Yeah, yeah,” said Aaron raking his fingers though his hair, “It’s alright, man. It could have happened to anyone.”

    Russell looked up from his tray. “What are you talking about? I got beat up by a little kid. A little kid!”

    “It really is amazing, actually,” said Howie Nelson, a tall, 6′ 6″, boy with sandy-brown hair, “A little guy like him taking on a goliath like you, and it’s rather poetic really.”

    “Don’t start, Nelson,” said Russell, looking disgustedly at him, “And freaking chew with your mouth closed!”

    Howie smirked. “Roger, will comply.” he saluted and spit a little apple at him.

    “You know what you have to do, right?” said Hector, stopping Russell from getting up, “You need to have a rematch and take him down. If anyone from anywhere else hears about this, our team will be a laughingstock.”

    “I doubt there’s any chance of that,” said Howie, finishing his apple core.

    “Whys that?” challenged Hector.

    “Look at him,” said Howie pointing. “He wants to be left alone. He’s not interested in this stuff.”

    “Because I’ll kick his ass,” said Russell, standing up, “There’s no way he’ll beat me again!”

    “Yes,” said Aaron, “Nelson, go tell him to meet Russell at Old Town for a rematch. Tell him if he doesn’t, we’ll bother him until he does.”

    “Seriously?” said Howie, “You guys really want to do this?”

    “Of course we do,” said Aaron running his fingers through hair again, “Go tell him. Either way, things will be as they should.”

    Howie nodded.

    An Unwanted Student

    Byron took a deep breath, listening to the world around him, the vibrations of the school tapping his skin like insect legs. He slowly breathed out, hoping to relieve his anxiety. He opened his eyes and looked around. He saw the red fire alarm on the wall across the cafeteria. He turned his head to the right and saw a black rimmed clock, counting down the time for lunch to end—fifteen minutes. And then he turned to his left and, to his horror, someone was approaching him.

    His name was Todd Muckleroy, a large boy, with slicked-back, black hair, thick black glasses, which had clip on shades, and a superhero tshirt that Byron didn’t recognize. The two shared many of the same classes, as they were both freshman, and Byron found him exceptionally annoying.

    “Hi!” said Todd, extending his hand to shake. “My name’s Todd Muckleroy.”

    Byron glared at him, which had no effect. It only made him lean in closer, his hand reaching, trying so hard to be shook.

    “You are Byron Lucas, right?” He said, deciding to rest his hand on Byron’s.

    Byron, slowly, pulled his hand free and placed it on his lap. Raising an eyebrow, he said, “Why are you bothering me?”

    “I heard you beat the snot out of Russell Brown. Is that true?” he blurted out a bit louder than Byron would have preferred.

    The whole room went deadly quiet. Byron could feel everyone’s eyes on him again. Dead, listening stares, touched every part of him. He hated it.

    “What happened? Did he give you a wedgie?”

    Byron cracked a smile that gradually turned into a laugh. He laughed really hard, and had a hard time stopping, because no one had ever given him a wedgie. He didn’t even think they were real.

    It was hysterical, and if a single person wasn’t looking at him before they were now. Some were even chuckling along, unsure what was happening.

    Byron finally settled down, the thought fading to the back of his mind. “No,” he said, smiling, “Did he give you a wedgie?”

    Todd glanced around the cafeteria. “Well,” said Todd, leaning in to whisper, “Yes, I get wedgies every day.”

    “Why?” said Byron.

    Todd blushed as he pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose. “I think they’re jealous of how cool I am.”

    Byron stood up and picked up his tray. “You’re an idiot,” he said. He walked away, towards conveyer belt to place his tray. Sadly, he could feel Todd jogging up behind him. He winced and turned around. “You’re not going to follow me, are you?” he said, trying not to lose his temper.

    “Well, you see,” said Todd, ignoring Byron’s avoidance, “My parents are really confused about why my underwear gets so stretched. And I’m tired of lying to them.”

    “So, stop lying,” said Byron. “How does this involve me?”

    “Please, Sensei! Teach me your sweet, ninja moves!” He struck a pose much like a power ranger. Byron’s face ignited scarlet and felt like hot coals. ‘What the heck did he just say?’

    “I think you got the wrong guy,” said Byron. “I’m not a master, so I don’t teach. I don’t like people; I can’t stand being around them. Why do you think I sit alone?”

    “Well, everyone needs friends,” said Todd.

    Byron winced. “I don’t. Now please leave me alone.”

    The Rematch Invitation

    He walked away towards his locker, up a flight of steps and towards the freshman hallway, almost unaware of the looming presence of another following him. He ducked into an alcove of lockers where his stood near the entrance of his next classroom. He knew someone was there, behind him, but this one felt a lot calmer than Todd Muckleroy.

    He felt no need to hide. This was school after all, someone was bound to see him at his locker at some point, but hopefully this would be his one and only visitor. He spun the combination and opened his door as the shadow grew closer.

    Byron grabbed his English books and folder and closed the locker before he acknowledged the intruder.

    “Hey,” Byron said, dryly as he looked up at the giant, with about as much awe as he would if he were staring at a goldfish.

    “Hi, what’s up?” said Howie. He was chewing on a piece of gum, Byron sighed and rolled his eyes, not willing to start this conversation.

    “So…” said Howie. “There’s word that you beat the shit out of my bud Russell.”

    “Word, huh?” said Byron. “And if I did, what are you going to do about it?”

    “I’m not going to fight you,” said Howie, “Not because I’m afraid of you, but because that jerk probably deserved it. Honestly, I’m here because my friend is requesting a rematch, today afterschool, in Old Town. Do you know where that is?”

    “I gather it’s the historic district, with the brick roads and old buildings,” said Byron.

    “Yeah,” said Howie, “That’s the area. There’s a park there. That’s usually where that stuff takes place.”

    “Are you going to be there?” said Byron.

    “I… Am going, yes,” said Howie, “I’ll be there.”

    “Why?”

    Howie laughed. “My bud wants a rematch. I got to support him.”

    “He’s not your friend. You care less about that guy than you do me. You’re not fooling anyone.”

    Howie frowned. “While I may not particularly like the guy, he’s my teammate, and he’s going to kick your ass!”

    “Like last time, right?” A smirk grew on Byron’s face. “I doubt I’ll make it. So, however you guys want to spin it: Russell kicked my ass. I cried. Maybe throw in a wedgie for good measure. I don’t care. I won’t be there though. I’ve got more important people to see.”

    Howie tried to keep his clenched fists from rising. Byron noticed. “Fine,” said Howie, “You forfeit, because you’re too scared.”

    “I mean, however you want to spin it,” said Byron. “You let me know if you ever want to fight, though. I bet you have a vicious punch.”

    Byron turned into the empty classroom next to his locker and took a seat in the back of the room.

    ‘What a dick,’ Howie thought. ‘I hope Aaron is okay with this. For everyone’s sake.’

    Language Arts and the Ninja Note

    Byron continued his day with language arts taught by Miss Francine. She was the prettiest teacher he’d seen so far at Morrisville High School and her voice was sweet and calming. He couldn’t help but breath it all in and enjoy her classroom environment, except Todd had chosen to sit right next to him.

    They didn’t have assigned seats, however Byron liked sitting in the back because it was against the wall, with the least amount of people staring at him or even willing to talk to him. Most of the people in the back were “under achievers.” Several of which, it was clear, had used the lunch period to smoke weed in the student parking lot. He wasn’t fond of the smell, but it was the price one paid for a seat in the back.

    Todd looked nervous—like he’d never sat in the back of a classroom a day in his life. The thought was amusing, but at the same time made Byron anxious, because he knew what was coming. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Todd pushing a note closer and closer to the edge of his desk, to the point it was about to fall off. Miss Francine continued to teach, but Byron got the impression that she could tell some mischief was a foot in the back.

    Todd began to telegraph with his pencil loudly, including “pssts” and “heys” to get Byron’s attention. Byron took a deep breath and focused solely on the black board as Miss Francine explained participle phrases… or something like that.

    Then Todd started scooting his desk over. Inch by inch, sliding his desk closer to Byron’s.

    ‘Oh no,’ Byron thought, ‘seriously?’

    Todd’s desk was in the aisle, about to touch Byron’s, the note sliding on the corner of his desk now, folded neatly, when Miss Francine walked over.

    “Mr. Muckleroy? Fancy seeing you in the back of the class today. Did you get tired of my lessons?” She asked looking down into Todd’s eyes.

    “Oh!” said Todd, “Miss Francine, what brings you to the back of the class today?”

    Byron shook his head the classroom erupted with laughter.

    Miss Francine blinked and then grabbed the note on the desk and began to read it.

    ‘Please don’t read it out loud! Please don’t read it out loud!’ Byron thought to himself.

    Then she handed it to Byron. “It’s for you,” she said smiling. A smile from an angel…

    “Since it is Friday, and the end of the first week of school,” she addressed the class, “I’m going to let that slide, but, henceforth, I will not tolerate anyone passing notes in this classroom.”

    Byron glared at Todd, who in turn waved at Byron. “Read it,” he said.

    Byron shook his head and opened the note:

    Dear Sensei,

    I am willing to be your humble student, your protégé, your ward, in short, I need you to teach me how to be a ninja, so I can defeat my enemies and become the strongest fighter at Morrisville High School.

    I will stand up to the bullies and protect the weak; I will become the hero that this school needs. I will become Ninja Todd!

    Your Best Friend,

    Todd Muckleroy

    ‘I really can’t take this kid seriously,’ thought Byron shaking his head. He turned back to Todd, who gave him a thumbs up and a wide grin.

    Byron smiled, crumpled the note up, and dropped it on the floor. The returned Todd’s thumbs up.

    The Fight Setup

    The bell rang, and like the rest of the class, Byron grabbed his books and went to his locker. Todd followed him; their lockers were close by. Byron did his best to grab everything he needed for the weekend and run home. It shouldn’t be hard to leave Todd in the dust; he didn’t look like he could run fast, but as he closed his locker, Todd was already behind him. For the first time Byron was startled by someone.

    “What?” said Byron.

    “You didn’t answer my note,” said Todd.

    Byron twitched. “Crumpling it up didn’t give you a hint?”

    “I thought you were just destroying the evidence, like a ninja would,” said Todd smugly.

    Byron blinked. “I… I don’t know what to say to that.”

    “Clearly, you’re speechless,” said Todd, “Meaning, I’ve impressed you to take me on as your pupil. I will become a ninja and save this school from tyranny!”

    “You got some real ‘main character’ energy, Todd,” said Byron, placing his hand on Todd’s shoulder, “But I can’t teach you ninjitsu. I don’t do ninjitsu. So, this is goodbye.”

    “Please, Byron, I want to be able to defend myself. All my life I’ve been picked on, and I don’t know why. Maybe if I could defend myself, I would get some answers.”

    In his passion, Todd had put his hands on Byron, and instantly Byron grabbed his hands about to throw him to the ground, but he stopped himself. Todd wasn’t a bad guy…

    “No, Todd,” Bryon released his grip, “Listen, you’re incredibly annoying. Please leave me alone.”

    Byron walked away and Todd didn’t follow.

    He felt guilty about what just happened, but he knew why Todd got picked on: because he was emphatically himself, and no one accepted it. If he was just low key and went unnoticed, then he’d probably be a ninja, instead of always being so obnoxious…

    Byron made it out the doors and bobbed and weaved around people until he made it to the sidewalk. Everyone was talking about the “Big Fight” that was happening in Old Town. Byron laughed to himself. ‘They’ll all be very disappointed.’ He stood at the crosswalk with several other students, waiting for the WALK to light up.

    “Just got a text from Aaron,” said a boy standing there, “Fight at Old Town, going down in 30 minutes.”

    “How childish,” said a girl next to him.

    “Do you want to go?” he asked.

    “Sure,” she said, “Who’s fighting? Anyone we know?”

    “Russell Brown,” said the boy, “And some kid named Todd. It was supposed to be a rematch with that Lucas kid, but word is he’s a coward and wouldn’t show up.”

    “Oh gawd,” said the girl. “Is it that know-it-all Muckleroy? I wouldn’t mind seeing him get his ass kicked. He’s so annoying!”

    Byron stopped. ‘No. Oh no. Seriously?’

    He turned around, “Hey, how do you get to Old Town?”

    Old Town Showdown

    It wasn’t far from school, five blocks East, and Byron found himself walking down a red brick road with lots of shade from the trees up and down the sidewalks. He wondered how it could have happened so fast—Todd facing Russell in a fight. Was Russell and his friends near Byron’s locker when he rejected Todd? Did Todd lash out? He felt guilty about all that had happened that afternoon. Todd had no business fighting Russell. Then again, if Todd wanted to be in a fight so badly, perhaps this would be a chance for him to see what it was all about.

    Fighting, as Byron saw it, was just a means of protecting oneself and others. Had he just walked away when he was passing by Tina and Russell that day, he and Todd wouldn’t be in this mess. If he, Byron, had just accepted the rematch and lost gracefully, this could have been over.

    Lost in thought, he nearly ran into a stone column that sat in front of a large area surrounded by a black iron gate. He took a second to look at it. There seemed to be a house up on a hill, surrounded by trees within the black iron bars. Byron gave a whistle. ‘Does Dracula live here?’ he thought. But then his attention was possessed by what was across the street.

    On the other side lay Morrisville Park, a large open space with a playground and cement sidewalk that wrapped around it. Every parking spot was filled with a student vehicle, and a large group of students had formed a circle in the middle. ‘Bingo,’ thought Byron.

    Quietly, Byron slinked around the crowd and looked for an opening so he could get a good look at the action. He didn’t want to be noticed by Russell or his friends; he just wanted to make sure Todd was alright. He might have to step in and save him.

    As he scanned the park, he saw a tall tree just on the outside of the circle. It looked scalable, so Byron crept up and climbed the tree to a spot thick with foliage. The fight hadn’t started yet. Byron looked at his watch. He was already late. What were they waiting for?

    Todd stood in the middle of the circle, facing Russell, who seemed to be looking around for something. He wasn’t sure if he should strike first or wait till his opponent wasn’t distracted. What would his favorite superhero, Jackelope Man, do?

    Todd started hopping up and down. He imagined himself as Jackelope Man, with rabbit ears and antelope antlers and big rabbit feet. He saw himself jumping so high that he kicked Russell in the head, knocking him out with a single hit. ‘Oh yeah! I’m so cool,’ Todd thought.

    “What the hell is he doing?” Hector asked Howie as they watched Todd do a series of poses and mediocre kicks.

    Howie shook his head. ‘Where the heck is Lucas?’ Howie thought. ‘His friend is going to get destroyed.’

    Russell held back laughter as he turned to Aaron, who entered the ring at this time. Aaron believed that Byron would show up, due to what Aaron called his MO.

    “Where is he, Aaron?” asked Russell between snickers.

    Aaron, who had been scanning the crowd since the first person showed up to the park, shrugged. “I can’t find him. Maybe I misjudged him. Or maybe this doofus isn’t really his friend.”

    Howie stepped forward to join the conversation. “So, we’re calling this off, right? This kid can’t fight. Look at him.”

    Aaron smiled. “No. You heard what he said earlier. He wants to learn something about himself. Just lay him out flat, Russell. Be quick about it, we have things to do.”

    The Unexpected Outcome

    Howie grimaced and returned to the circle with Aaron. Russell approached Todd. He had little interest in beating this poor guy up. Certainly, wasn’t a good use of his time. They did have other things to do, specifically perusing the mall for girls.

    “I see you’re finally taking me seriously!” said Todd, assuming a crane stance. “I must warn you that my jackelope powers make me incredibly strong, for when I was bitten by a radioactive jackelope just after birth, I knew that I was different from others…”

    Russell punched him square in the face. Todd fell, his glasses flew off his face and to the grass,  broken in half. There was no cheering. Just silence, as everyone felt how one sided this fight was. Russell felt a twinge of shame, but just as Aaron said, this kid was wondering what he was made of. The crowd began to disperse, but then Todd hobbled back up on his feet.

    “Where… Do you think you’re going?” Todd stood up. His nose bloody and his face scarlet. He was panting. He hadn’t expected it to hurt that much, but he could still stand. He had to see if he could land one hit. “Hold on there. I’m not done yet.”

    “Kid,” said Russell, “I’m not hitting you again. It’s embarrassing.”

    The crowd recircled quietly. Nobody expected Todd to stand back up. From the tree, Byron couldn’t help but smile. This kid was tougher than he gave him credit.

    ‘I can’t just knock this kid down again,’ thought Russell. “Tell you what. You get one free shot. Punch me.”

    He ducked down to Todd’s level and tapped his cheek, a grin spread across his face as the crowd laughed.

    Byron watched as Todd anchored himself in a back stance—all his weight shifted in the back—as he placed his right fist at his waist. “What’s he doing?” Byron said out loud.

    “Falcooooooooon Punch!” shouted Todd as he stepped and punched Russell in the solar plexus, knocking the wind out of him.

    Byron blinked, stunned. “Did he just use a super smash move?”

    To everyone’s surprise, Russell fell back, being hit right in the solar plexus knocked the wind right out of him. Todd maintained his anime punching pose, panting, about to fall over from all the physical exertion.

    Hector stepped up and knelt to Russell to right him back up. “You’re making us look bad! Stand up, and knock him back down!” Russell righted himself and walked up to Todd as he lowered his arm.

    “Say good night, kid,” Russell picked up Todd and threw him hard on the ground.

    Todd breathed out an “oofff!” But he did not get back up.

    A New Bond

    Everyone dispersed. Russell and Hector exchanged a high five as they walked away. Byron had leapt down from the tree once everyone had gotten back in their cars. He watched Aaron close the door of his red charger and their eyes met. Aaron smirked as he and his friends drove away.

    Byron knelt next to Todd. “Hey, Todd. You, okay?”

    Todd gasped. “Did I win?”

    “Not in the slightest,” said Byron, smiling. “But you did alright for your first fight.”

    Todd’s breathing was labored but he seemed to be okay, just stunned and catching his breath. “So, can I be your student now? Did I prove myself worthy?”

    Byron hesitated. Something was happening. He felt a little differently towards Todd, like he wasn’t as annoying as he originally thought. It might be cool and hang out and train together. He didn’t have anyone to train with in this new town. “Yeah. I think you did. Let’s get you home and we can talk about it this weekend.”

     

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