Author: Mr. Howlietzer

  • Mark Fischburne

    Mark Fischburne

    Mark, jolly rogers, Appalachian pirates
    Mark, jolly rogers, Appalachian pirates

    Bio: Mark deserted his post at * military base. One night he just got up and walked away. He doesn’t know how long he was walking, he believes he was in a trance. All he remembers is waking up in front of Jolly Rogers and meeting The Captain sitting outside whitling.

    Mark joined the crew and became a versatile Raider. Whether driving a regular vehicle to the Aos Si upgraded vehicles, creating deployment strategies and leading raids once The Captain left.

    • Age: 32
    • Height: 5’10”
    • Weight: 180lbs
    • Class: Acting Captain
    • Personality: Positive, can do attitude
    • Skills: Resourceful; intuitive; leadership
    • Fears: ?
    • Pet Peeve: Repeating himself
    • Favorite food: bibimbap
  • Wade Bassett

    Wade Bassett

    Wade, jolly rogers, Appalachian pirates
    Wade, jolly rogers, Appalachian pirates

    Bio: Wade Bassett woke up one day to find his autoshop had disappeared and reappeared next to a convenience store called Jolly Rogers. After a moment of disorientation, Wade gained the courage to explore and met The Captain inside the store.

    As he adjusted to life, along with Bob and Mark, he became the head mechanic and while working with the Aos Si, developed new vehicles to help in their piracy.

    • Age: 32
    • Height: 6’4″
    • Weight: 220lbs
    • Class: Jolly Rogers Auto Maintenance Supervisor
    • Personality: Disciplined; a bit of a perfectionist
    • Skills: Resilience, auto maintenance, auto upgrades
    • Fears: Being spirited away… again
    • Pet Peeve: Raiders taking shortcuts during vehicle maintenance
    • Favorite food: Fried chicken tenders
  • Bob Mueller

    Bob Mueller

    bob, jolly rogers, Appalachian road pirates
    bob, jolly rogers

    Bio: When Bob and his wife were on vacation, they got turned around in the New Eden Triangle. After their car broke down, they left the vehicle, looking for a gas station or anywhere that could help them.

    As night fell, they were stalked by not-deer and were nearly killed before The Captain saved them.

    He rose in the ranks as one of The Captain’s most trusted crew mates, and has found himself a new home as the store manager.

    • Age: 32
    • Height: 6’4″
    • Weight: 230lbs
    • Class: Jolly Rogers Store Manager
    • Personality: Meticulous, thoughtful, and ambitious in preserving the Jolly Rogers legacy
    • Skills: People skills; vehicle maintenance; logistics
    • Fears: Not-deer and other abnormal creatures in New Eden
    • Pet Peeve: Stagnation
    • Favorite food: sandwiches
  • Aos Sí : City of Fairies

    Aos Sí : City of Fairies

    Julia and Mandy said their goodbyes once the ship that took the Aardwelt truck spirited her away with the generic, cliché, blue light tractor beam pulling her up and away. And then in a millisecond the ship disappeared into the mountains.

    Inside was a spacious cargo-hold. This saucer was a for mass transport, able to lift and carry ten times the weight of the cargo taken by the Jolly Rogers crew moments ago. It was also fitted with spatial distortion, creating more space on the inside than how the craft looked on the outside.

    She looked at the truck first. She was curious about the system. Suspicious.

    “Julia,” came a voice over the speakers. “Welcome back! Do you have time to catch up with us, or do you have more jobs coming up?”

    She smiled. It was Jacob, a former member of the Jolly Rogers team, now living with her in Aos Sí. He remote controlled the ship back home, as she pondered the Aardwelt truck.

    “I’ll be home for a few days,” she said. “I want to figure something out. Actually, I think you could help a lot with it.”

    “I’d love to,” said Jacob, “Hangar doors are opening. We’re actually waiting to see you.”

    “We?” said Julia, “Nathan and Karina?”

    “Yeah,” said Jacob, “The gang’s all here. Maybe we could go get drinks, eat something…”

    Julia hesitated. She wanted to, but the truck gnawed at her thoughts.

    Was it Aos Sí tech?

    Or something new?

    Her father would want to know. He wasn’t keen on sharing tech with the humans in the first place but was interested in relations with the surrounding territories.

    New Haven wasn’t exactly interested in technology; however they allowed a vote and the people wanted to have some of the comforts they left behind when they joined that community. The High Shepherd compromised but said that they would be monitoring what was appropriate for their people.

    Julia thought they were incredibly closed-minded; however, it was a significant win to furthering relations. The New Haven people seemed backwards in a lot of ways, and she understood their overall mistrust. Many of them were Aos Sí, fairy-folk, and they remembered the past mistakes the Aos Sí committed.

    Every time she visited New Haven, she was personally escorted by Mother Superior, a fairy of an old clan. They were cordial with one another, but nothing deeper than a smile and watchful eyes—between both.

    Jolly Rogers was a different story. They embodied much of what Aos Sí tradition valued: curiosity and mischief. She smiled as she thought of the fun talks she and Mandy had while watching the boys run amok.

    She felt the ship land on its space and entering sleep mode: engaging the anti-gravity thrusters and powering off all other unnecessary functions.

    The lights powered off and the front ramp of the ship slowly dropped, the light from the hangar pouring in. She heard them. Her friends just outside. They stepped on the ramp and their chatter became louder.

    She needed to get her anti-gravity gloves to move the truck out.

    She sighed. She had left her toolbox at the Jolly Rogers hangar.

    “I feel like we always do what you want to do, Karina,” said Nathan, a bugbear. “It would be nice if we could do something else.”

    “Firstly,” said the deceptively sweet voice of Karina, a very short kitsune, “I said we should let Julia decide since we haven’t seen her in a while, and I only mentioned that she really liked Poe’s Fusion, which just so happens to be my favorite place.”

    “It’s not that deep, Nathan,” said Jacob.

    “It really feels like you guys are always gaslighting me,” said Nathan.

    “I’m your friend, Nathan,” said Karina, “I would never do that.”

    Julia laughed to herself. “Hey everyone! It’s nice to see you.”

    “It’s nice to see you too,” said Karina, “Uppies!”

    Karina jumped into Julia’s arms and the performed the Aos Sí greeting, la bise—a kiss on both cheeks.

    “Poe’s right?” said Karina. “Nathan thinks he knows everything.”

    “I don’t think that,” said Nathan, “I just think Julia, might like something else. Maybe, you know, a shot in the dark, Kali’s Curry Bowl.”

    “Ooh,” said Julia, “I forgot about Kali’s…”

    Karina’s face became more fox-like as she bared her teeth at Nathan.

    “I mean. I like Poe’s too…” Nathan’s voice trailed off.

    Julia set Karina down. She smiled as she watched Karina bicker with Nathan.

    “So,” said Jacob, stepping up with a la bise of his own, “What’s with the truck?”

    Julia blushed. “Yes, the truck! I’m really curious about the inner workings. Bob mentioned it could be remote control, but how the triangle works out here, along with our signal jamming technology, I’m wondering how they were able to control it from such a long distance…”

    Jacob smiled. “How are the guys?”

    “Oh,” said Julia, she sometimes forgot Jacob was once one of them. “They have a new captain. Mark. He did splendidly on this latest heist.”

    “Good for him,” said Jacob. “Any news on the Captain since we took him to New Haven?”

    The Captain had received some medical attention from Aos Sí and though he was making significant progress, he’d decided that he wanted to be closer to home and asked to be relocated to New Haven to continue his recovery.

    Their doctors didn’t think it advisable, however, the captain had become a bit crotchety in his old age and wouldn’t take no for an answer. Julia delivered him and planned to return with medicine on her next visit. She didn’t have a lot of faith in their “Prayer healing.”

    “Nothing since I was last there,” said Julia. “I bet you could visit if you wanted.”

    “I think the Captain would probably throw something at me if a two-time deserter visited him,” Jacob laughed.

    Julia smiled. Jacob seemed to have a history of running away. She hoped he dropped the habit.

    “So, Julia, come on,” said Nathan. “I’m hungy.”

    “One last thing, Nathan,” said Julia, “We need to get this truck off the ship.”

    “Don’t look at me,” Karina feigned innocence. “I’m baby.”

    Julia laughed. “We may have to transform for this. I’m going to need all my strength…”

    “I can help,” said Nathan walking towards the back of the truck, “It’s not too heavy, right?”

    Julia assumed downward dog and then cat stretched into a large, long, golden-brown cougar creature with six legs. She cracked her neck and rolled her shoulders, a purr escaping her as her vertebrae popped and cracked.

    “God! That hit the spot,” she said as she prowled towards the truck.

    Nathan took his cue and transformed from his bear-like, goblin appearance to a large green bear with long shaggy fur.

    “Shoot!” he winced, “I think I pulled something.”

    “I told you, you need to start stretching,” said Julia as she assumed position in front of the truck. “Jacob, grab some rope and tie the truck to me. Nathan and I will pull it out.”

    “You want me to push?” said Nathan, placing his large bear paws on the truck’s rear.

    “That would be great, Nathan.”

    Karina shrugged. “I guess I can help too.”

    She transformed into a large nine-tailed fox and sidled up next to Julia. “We’re going to Poe’s, right?”

    She nudge Julia in the ribs with her shoulder.

    “Yeah, yeah,” Julia winced, “We can go to Poe’s.”

    “Eat it, Nathan!” said Karina.

    “I mean,” said Nathan, “I guess I’m going to. You both ready?”

    This wasn’t the first time they had to pull things off a ship. Julia was notorious for forgetting her tools and there was never a spare set in the hangar. Jacob had stored supplies for them always at the ready.

    Rope and harnesses fitted on Julia and Karina as they pulled. Jacob looped the rope around the truck cab, taking the steering wheel to help place the truck where it needed to go. Nathan pushed till the truck was safely off the craft.

    Nathan transformed back and groaned, wiping sweat from his head. “I need to work out more often.”

    “You can always join me,” Jacob smirked.

    “That would entail getting out of bed at an ungodly hour.”

    “I get up at 8am,” Jacob smiled.

    Karina laughed hysterically.

    “Listen,” said Nathan, “I have a very tight schedule, and we’re already way behind on dinner. I think we need to get going to Poe’s or wherever.”

    “Yassss!” said Karina, “Me hungies!”

    Julia and Karina changed back and the four exited the hangar.

    The doors peeled open like petals at dawn.

    Aos Sí revealed itself—not a city that rose, but one that grew.

    Towering arboreal spires stretched skyward like sculpted redwoods, their bark smoothed into glasslike surfaces, their branches weaving into balconies, bridges, and luminous canopies. Bioluminescent sap pulsed beneath their skin, casting warm, living light across streets of dark, grounding soil that hummed faintly underfoot.

    The city felt…awake.

    They moved with its rhythm—past open-air markets where fae bartered in a dozen languages, past musicians playing instruments grown rather than built, past restaurants spilling layered aromas into the air: spice, sweetness, smoke.

    Everything here was alive. Designed. Intentional.

    Aos Sí did not house its people.

    It welcomed them.

    And somewhere within its living labyrinth of roots and light—

    Poe’s waited.

    Poe’s Fusion stood nestled within the hollowed trunk of a massive living tower, its entrance framed by curling wooden arches that twisted like calligraphy. Soft red lanterns—grown, not hung—bloomed from the walls, their glow shifting subtly with the pulse of the tree.

    Inside, the space opened wide and warm.

    Tables formed naturally from polished root clusters, their surfaces smooth as stone but faintly warm to the touch. Vines coiled overhead, strung with bioluminescent bulbs that flickered like lazy fireflies. The air was alive with motion—servers weaving between tables with practiced grace, trays balanced effortlessly, while a living kitchen wall behind the bar rippled and shifted as ingredients were grown, harvested, and plated in real time.

    The scent hit first.

    Soy, citrus, chili oil, roasted peppers, garlic, star anise—an impossible harmony.

    A chalkboard grown from flattened bark displayed the specials, its letters shifting slightly as if the menu itself were breathing:

    • Dragonfire Dan Dan Tacos – spicy pork, numbing peppercorn crema
    • Five-Spice Carnitas Bao – crispy, sweet, dangerously addictive
    • Jade Guacamole with Ginger-Lime Crisp
    • Hot & Sour Tortilla Soup
    • Wok-Seared Fajita Noodles

    Julia dug into her appetizer—southwestern egg rolls—each bite crisp, smoky, and alive with flavor. Compared to New Haven or Jolly Rogers, Aos Sí cuisine didn’t just feed you—it celebrated you.

    Nathan did not hesitate once his entrée arrived: beef lo mein burrito with sliced avocado and refried beans. He had a habit of scarfing down his food a little too eagerly and tonight was no different.

    Karina snatched at his plate, smirking as her fingers nicked an avocado slice that she hastily stuffed in her mouth.

    “Karina!” Nathan roared, his towering form shadowed her smirking face.

    “Relax, Nathan!” she said. “There’s plenty of avocados…”

    Julia laughed as she dug into her general tso’s chicken flatbread, the sweet heat balanced perfectly against the crisp crust.

    “So what’s your theory on the truck?” Jacob laughed as he sipped his Sweet Barley Beer—a local brew that shimmered faintly gold, tiny bubbles drifting like pollen in sunlight.

    Julia loved talking shop.

    “Oh! I don’t know,” she stated. “There’s something about it that is puzzling, so I wanted to take a closer look at it.”

    “What’s puzzling about it?”

    Before Julia could answer, the front doors parted.

    The music softened.

    Conversations dipped—not stopped, just…shifted.

    Aos Sí police stepped inside.

    “Julia Legrand?”

    She stood.

    “The King has summoned you.”

  • Court Orders Living Family to Share Home with Original (Deceased) Owners in Landmark Housing Case

    Court Orders Living Family to Share Home with Original (Deceased) Owners in Landmark Housing Case

    COLUMBUS, OH — In what legal experts are calling a “first-of-its-kind precedent in both real estate and the afterlife,” a county judge ruled Tuesday that a local family must share their recently purchased home with its original owners… who are, by all measurable standards, deceased.

    The ruling concludes a months-long dispute between the living occupants, the Harper family, and the former residents, Thomas and Evelyn Rook, who died in the home in 1987 but have reportedly “refused to vacate the premises on both spiritual and emotional grounds.”

    “We Paid This Off in 1987”

    According to court filings, the Harpers moved into the suburban three-bedroom in late spring, describing the home as “charming, quiet, and competitively priced given the current market.”

    Within days, however, they began reporting disturbances:

    • Lights flickering in deliberate patterns
    • Furniture shifting overnight
    • Messages appearing on mirrors, including the now-infamous:
      “WE PAID THIS OFF IN 1987”

    “At first we thought it was faulty wiring,” said homeowner Daniel Harper. “Then the wiring started answering questions.”

    The Ghosts File Suit

    In a move that stunned legal observers, the Rooks—through representation—filed a formal complaint alleging wrongful eviction, spiritual displacement, and unauthorized occupancy of an eternal residence.

    Representing them was local attorney and part-time medium, Gerald Voss, who claims to specialize in “cross-plane legal disputes.”

    “I don’t just practice law,” Voss said outside the courthouse. “I also run investigations on weekends. EVP sessions, cold spots, the usual. This case came to me directly… through a series of persistent knocks and one very aggressive ceiling fan.”

    Voss stated that the Rooks had no intention of leaving. “This was their home in life,” he said. “And in death, their attachment has only deepened. Frankly, they’re better tenants now than they were in the ‘70s.”

    Evidence Presented in Court

    Due to the unusual nature of the case, the court permitted a range of nontraditional evidence.

    Among the most compelling:

    • Electronic Voice Phenomena (EVP) recordings, in which a voice believed to be Thomas Rook repeatedly states, “Tell them to stop touching my thermostat.”
    • Light switch testimony, entered into record after Voss conducted a live demonstration:

    “One flicker for ‘yes,’ two for ‘no.’ Mr. Rook, do you recognize this home as your primary residence?”
    (Single flicker observed. Audible gasps.)

    • A dining room chair that moved approximately six inches during cross-examination

    Judge Ellen Ward instructed the jury to “consider all manifestations as admissible, provided they can be reasonably interpreted without summoning additional entities.”

    The Family Responds

    The Harpers, who initially filed a complaint for harassment and emotional distress, argued that the presence of the Rooks constituted an “unlivable and legally undisclosed condition.”

    “We bought a house,” said Melissa Harper. “Not a timeshare with people who died during Reagan’s presidency.”

    Their attorney further argued that property ownership transfers upon sale, regardless of prior… metaphysical attachments. “Title law does not recognize ghosts,” he stated. “And if it starts, we’re going to have a serious backlog.”

    The Ruling

    In her decision, Judge Ward acknowledged the unprecedented nature of the case.

    “This court recognizes the legal ownership of the Harper family,” she stated.
    “However, it also recognizes the demonstrated and persistent occupancy of the Rook family, whose presence, while non-corporeal, is both active and assertive.”

    The final ruling mandates shared residency.

    Terms include:

    • The Rooks retain “spiritual residency rights” within the home
    • Quiet hours enforced:
      • No wailing, knocking, or object movement after 10 PM
    • The Harpers may not conduct renovations without “paranormal consultation”
    • The basement is designated as neutral territory

    A New Kind of Housing Crisis

    Since the ruling, real estate agents across the region have expressed concern over how to list similar properties.

    “One agent told me this is technically a duplex now,” said Voss. “You’ve got the living unit and the afterlife unit. Utilities are a nightmare.”

    Meanwhile, the Harpers report that tensions have already begun to ease.

    “Our youngest thinks the ghosts are ‘kind of cool,’” Melissa admitted. “And they did stop messing with the thermostat.”

    The Bigger Picture

    Experts say the case may open the door to a wave of similar disputes, particularly as housing shortages worsen.

    “If this stands,” said one analyst, “we may be entering an era where ownership doesn’t end with death—it just gets more complicated.”

    For now, both families remain in the home.

    The living upstairs. The dead… wherever they prefer.

    Editorial Note

    As one observer outside the courthouse remarked:

    “The housing market is so bad, even the dead won’t leave.”